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Conclusion: OffTopic is sexually frustrated, in love with their mother, and aroused by phalluses.
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Women are overrated.
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[u][b]I'm not motivated enough to try and find a significant other.[/b][/u]
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Do waifus count?
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Edited by TheAlphaPorch: 11/21/2016 12:38:58 PMLove is for wiennies who want to settle down...
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I was working in the lab, late one night When my eyes beheld an eerie sight For my monster from his slab, began to rise And suddenly to my surprise He did the mash, he did the monster mash The monster mash, it was a graveyard smash He did the mash, it caught on in a flash He did the mash, he did the monster mash From my laboratory in the castle east To the master bedroom where the vampires feast The ghouls all came from their humble abodes To get a jolt from my electrodes They did the mash, they did the monster mash The monster mash, it was a graveyard smash They did the mash, it caught on in a flash They did the mash, they did the monster mash The zombies were having fun The party had just begun The guests included Wolfman, Dracula, and his son
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I'm actually 5ever alone
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( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) [spoiler]I have you bby [/spoiler][spoiler]touch me bby [/spoiler]
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I always felt that my right hand has had strong feelings for me
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Like 10
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It's complicated between us. She's in love with me, but I don't feel the same.
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[quote]I'm considering being gay/bi[/quote] [i]I'm not sure you understand how that works[/i]
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I haven't attempted to pursue a relationship.
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No one will ever be willing to put up with me. That's also why one one will ever love me
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Surprisingly, yes.
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Nope 4EverAlone
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I'm the most significant person in my life
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Note that gay/bi has 0%. Lol
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Married, got 2 kids, both boys. No more plz, am now climbing frame.
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[quote]Do you have a significant other?[/quote] I have two.
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Kinda
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I have my pillow. Not a body pillow, just a pillow.
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A month ago I was x.x
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It's a process
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How is this anything other than a yes/no question!? :S
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I've never cared enough to bother trying.