[i]A FEW HOURS FROM NOW IN THE UNITED STATES...[/i] *Roll a New Hope Theme* TRUMP WARS EPISODE IV: A NEW PRESIDENT It is a period of civil war. Rebel planes, striking from a hidden base, have won their first victory against the evil Trump Empire. During the battle, Rebel spies managed to steal secret plans to the Empire's ultimate weapon, the DEPORTATION STAR, an armored space station with enough power to destroy an entire taco. Pursued by the Empire's sinister agents, Princess Tiffany races home aboard her yacht, custodian of the stolen plans that can save her people and restore freedom to the Earth.... TRUMP WARS EPISODE V: THE TRUMPIRE STRIKES BACK It is a dark time for the Rebellion. Although the Deportation Star has been destroyed, Imperial troops have driven the Rebel forces from their hidden base and pursued them across the country. Evading the dreaded Imperial Skymall, a group of freedom fighters led by Donald Skywalker has established a new secret base on the remote ice state of Alaska. The evil lord Darth Trump, obsessed with finding young Skywalker, has dispatched thousands of remote probes into the far reaches of Earth.... TRUMP WARS EPISODE VI: RETURN OF THE DEMOCRAT Donald Skywalker has returned to his home state of Texas in an attempt to rescue his friend Clint Eastwood from the clutches of the vile gangster Putin the Jawline. Little does Donald know that the TRUMP EMPIRE has secretly begun construction on a new armored space station even more powerful than the first dreaded Deportation Star. When completed, this ultimate weapon will spell certain doom for the small band of rebels struggling to restore freedom to the planet...