[quote]This week's theme: Failed Child Gaming YouTubers[/quote] Alright. Make sure you read anything italicized in a Russian accent. [quote]1: Ship two video game characters for a really stupid reason and think up a really bad theory connected to the shipping.[/quote] The only ship that makes sense ever is [url=https://i.imgur.com/Da5q2pb.jpg]Elphelt Valentine[/url] and [url=http://www.destinyfollower.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/cayde-6-240x225.png]Cayde-6[/url]. It only makes sense because both have the most entrancing, blue eyes of any people. And they use guns. [i]But how did they meet?[/i] Well that's easy. Clearly, Cayde saved Elphelt from the gnarled claws of Oryx's Taken hand. Then they fell in love, and lived in an old cabin till they became old and crabby. [quote]2: Obligatory STOP HATING ON __________ rant[/quote] [i]Okay, people, can you all stop hating on ET? Yes, I understand that it nearly caused the game industry to crash, but that's no reason for all the harassment, hate, and rude comments towards Atari and there beautiful game ET.[/i] [quote]3: Script for a gameplay video of a game that either (A) is generalized as cringy or bad or (B) a game generally having a toxic community.[/quote] [i]Hello boys and girls,[/i] it's your fellow gamer Tobasco, and [i]today[/i] I'm going to play my favorite game. No, it's not Diepio, or Slitherio, or Agario, it's actually Flappy Bird. See, in Flappy Bird, you have to fly through pipes and you get points for flying through the pipes. So let's see how far we can get. Oh darn, I hit the pipe. Well, that does it for this video. Please leave a like and a comment, it really helps my channel. [i]Alright, Tobasco signing off.[/i]