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Edited by DoctorBazinga:
11/10/2016 2:13:05 AM
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Why are warlocks always so cold?
Warlocks and and their stupid coats, I mean, they go to Venus and mercury, and what do they wear? Ankle length coats! It makes no sense!
Edit: Somehow my dumbass joke thread is trending
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New raid coat looks super crap, and the dam shader that's black and red comes out white and red ?
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3 RepliesBecause our sunsingers can't burn anything anymore.
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1 ReplyThey're not coats. [spoiler]they're fabulous bath robes.[/spoiler]
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Simple. Because they don't want the other classes to realise how tiny their dicks are.
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3 RepliesCant feel hot when you look this cool...
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Eh... I don't care. We have our frabjous cloaks and that's all that matters.
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Let me wipe their sweat with my butt towel
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An outlaw never takes off his duster
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I just wish warlocks got a hood as well like that old flavour text stated.
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Answer is simple. We have Space Magic to protect us and like to wear comfortable clothes
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Titans have butt capes so they can wipe the tears of salt from their enemies eyes. Hunters have cloaks so they can be frabjous. Warlocks wear coats because...... awesome.
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Ummmmmmm, Sunsinger? We make balls of fire from out hands. Who needs a jacket. You should see us fart. It's glorious!
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1 ReplyOn the contrary our space magic cloaks are temperature regulating and look sweet flapping in the breeze as we scoot around on our sparrows.
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11 RepliesSorry we have the best fashion.
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My warlock's from Florida. Lol
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1 ReplyWe use ROBES
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My Warlock wears robes...and chain mail.
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Far be it from me to defend warschlocks, but those Titan suits don't exactly look well-ventilated either.
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1 ReplyBecause we're wizards harry.
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Floofers wear dresses. Even the males. Ew.
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It's cold in space.... & Space Magic... That's why... ~ATullo~
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3 RepliesEdited by SOB BADD0GGIE: 11/7/2016 2:46:02 PMBetter that than your blankie tied around your neck like a superhero or your butt towels. Super mega video edit: Need I say more.
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3 RepliesI don't know, skin tight leather and massive armor seem like they would both be pretty sweltering as well.
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2 RepliesWarlocks need Trench Coats to cover up their neck beards. Accept for the iron champion vest with the ornaments, now that warlock vest is pretty cool.
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Edited by Der_Peevmeister: 11/7/2016 3:06:22 PM[spoiler]This isn't satire...[/spoiler]
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The fur on the iron lord armor is the only reason I run that armor set
