originally posted in:The Friends List
This is kind of a difficult topic to talk about, since it's embarrassing and indicative of a bigger problem I have. I don't really know where to start with this, so I'm going to go back to where things were good.
Last June, I closed on my first house. As a newly-engaged 23 year old, who recently graduated from college, and locked down a full-time job, I was incredibly excited. That's the level of independance that several people my age have been striving for, and I finally thought I had it made.
Fast forward to today, and I'm in over my head. I got laid off. Student loans are piling up, I won't be able to afford my own wedding, and I'm already missing mortgage payments. In he meantime, my dog got sick, so veterinary bills are stacking up.
I'm in over my head. My world's been flipped on its head in 5 short months. At this point, I need a hero. I'm holding out for a hero til the end of the night. He's gotta be strong, and he's gotta be fast, and he's gotta be fresh from the fight. I need a hero. I'm holding out for a hero til the morning light. He's gotta be sure, and he's gotta be soon, and he's gotta be larger than life.
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I'm glad yer did
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I blame the republicans!
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Edited by iFatum: 10/31/2016 2:28:18 PMI'll be praying for you bro, I know what it's like to go through something like that... And it sounds like you need Christ as that hero. He's done some much for me in life... Really helped me get through some hard times..
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Too Short, Could See Ending TSCSE
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Edited by Some Black Guy: 10/30/2016 11:03:58 AMI hope everything gets better. Hope you get a job soon and you can stay on track. Do not get married! Save your money for the house. No, I'm not married or divorced (24), but it is very expensive. The average wedding is $27,000. Average ring price is $6,000. That is a lot of money that can go towards your house and paying off those loans. Just stay with her for the rest of your life and be happy. You don't need a marriage to say "I love you." Marriage rates are dropping for a reason. Try your luck at a job you're over qualified for, until you get the one you went to college for. It might suck for a while, but it'll help somewhat man. I could not tell if this was a serious post, so damn, that ending clarified it for me. Advice fail.
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Ah the American dream. File bankruptcy.
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This was a short one.
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Good song
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I'm a streetwise Hercules, so.
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You dirty sonaofagun
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Adulthood's a sumbitch innit.
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Selling your dog to the Chinese should bring in some revenue.
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Dave Ramsey will help you.
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inb4 this shit is true and OP is lowkey begging for money
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Come to africa and I buy you as slave
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Well, I have three fiddy if you want it.
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There comes a time in a small amount of mens life when they have to give a couple BJs to pay bills. You might be in that small amount of men. Good luck
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Good luck to you, friendo.
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Noice
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If my 1st ed. Charizard auction pops, I might be able to lend you $201.50. If it doesn't and the in-laws don't wanna put up with your shit, we have a 3 season porch you could post up on. 'Bout to start getting cold tho.
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Nice 5/7
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Ask for immediate help from the position generating world domination that brings better comfort for all to be part of the future of world domination.
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"Try to have more empathy" he said. Sorry dad, this is why I couldn't care less about others. Thanks for ruining my day and hope for other humans.
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Congrats OP, I actually didn't expect it!