Then stand in the corner. It's 90° over there.
[spoiler]fanaticalwort[/spoiler]
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What if I'm in the Pentagon?
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[quote]( ͡°╭͜ʖ╮͡°) The following advertisement is intended for Jim Boonie only. It's free..real estate! We're giving you land. It's free! We're giving you a house! It's real estate..free. It's a free house for you, Jim! This is free real estate! All you have to do is bring furniture, but the house is free. Two bedrooms, no rugs..but it's free. You unlock the door to your free house, we got you the real estate! It's a two bedroom house, it's free..it's got a pool in the back. I'm not carrying this around all day, it's for your house! Free real estate, I'll pee my pants. Jim, come get your damn land. It's a free house! Jim, I got real estate! Jim, does it get better than this? Jim! The house is free! Jim! The house is free! It's a free f*cking house! [spoiler]It's free real estate.( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )[/spoiler][/quote]
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#Jokes
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I'm hot
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Well my current temp is about 102 so no, I'm not cold. [spoiler]Yes I'm sick and yes I got the joke [/spoiler]
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Is it possible for a human to be cold blooded?
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Icy what you did there.
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I'm not cold. I'm Patrick.
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No it is quite nice outside here
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I approve of this pun
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*rimshot*
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As cold as my old P.E. teacher's heart.
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This joke is pretty stupid. Why wouldn't you lay on the floor, it's 180°?
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Edited by joibasta: 10/28/2016 4:31:36 AMI'm not cold I'm dad. I'm not cold my body temperature is 98.6°F I'm not cold I have a Tauntaun
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Edited by Mad Max: 10/28/2016 3:31:47 AM...are you hungry? Do you need a blanket? Tucker, do you want a hot dog and a blanket?
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Where
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But what if I'm not cold
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Was xpecting Math. Was not dissapoint
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[spoiler]THIS POST SUCKS.
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I'll stick with my Tauntaun carcass.
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I just now finally got it, holy -blam!-ing shit.
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celsius?