So most likely Hildebeast will win the election, so I decided to help you PREPARE FOR THE FUTURE!
So basically after the nukes hit, it will be complete anarchy. Which means NO GOVERNMENT. No taxes, no more paying for stupid shit that doesn't affect us. And possibly the best part: NO LAWS!
Are you a liberal hippie? Smoke as much grass as you want! Are you a redneck conservative who loves guns? Guess what? You can open carry as much guns as you want! (And shoot anyone too, regardless of what color they are (no more media blowing up each time a black kid dies)) Speaking of the media, there will be no more CNN or Fox News, meaning both Leftists and rightists will be happy! Also complete freedom of speech, call that colored fellow a n***** if you want to, nobody cares. And assume anyone's gender that you want to. So basically a vote for Hillary ensures America will be the truly free place we have always wanted it to be. So please vote for Hillary so we can make this post-nuclear utopia happen. I don't know about you, but I'm ready to attach random pieces of scrap to my body and spray silver spray paint in my mouth. HILLARY 2016!
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=sU4mDyj8DSI
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I mean, if it takes a nuke to purge the internet then okay