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How do we know this is really you? Can we get a picture of you with your beautiful hairline and the current date for proof?

Well, here's two things I haven't seen in a while...this user and that album. Sticking around or just checking in?

Lincoln come back to the kik chat so we can sling more memes at you.

Yo.

Can I get back in the cabin?

I haven't seen you in 2 years! [spoiler]When I was permibanned[/spoiler]

Oh your back. Maybe you can talk some sense into our more idiotic members.

So I figured I would ask since I have heard this around. Are you and NoiselessPurse the same person? I have heard that but didn't know for sure. [spoiler]I have found the sp00ks I was looking for...[/spoiler]

What that girl doing?

I actually searched up "Crazy Lincoln Bungie.net" on Google and found some screenshots on you. Only two, though.

Good lord you're back? Great. Offtopic has basically transformed into an alt-right echo chamber, sight for sore-eyes. WB!

Whats the point of this post?

Life is like a cabbage: Sometimes it is green and crunchy, sometimes dad stabs the cat with a knife because his foot ball team lose again Life is like a cabbage: sometimes it is green and round, and sometimes mom wish you were never born If you throw a cabbage in the air he will alway come right back down to you because he is lonely without you. If there is a fire in your house make sure you save all the cabbages before you even think about finding your children A cabbage does not wear a watch but he always have time for you Instead of drinking coffee in the morning try laying down with a cabbage on your stomach and you will be wide awake trust me If you push a cabbage under water he will alway float right back up to the top because he miss you so much A cabbage does not have ears but that does not mean that he is immune to your lies Some time you think about a cabbage and you get so excited that forget to go to sleep again for five days Sometimes you hate your life and dont want to be alive anymore but then you think about cabbage and know that everything will be ok You can paint a cabbage green but that is a waste of paint because he is already green you idiot If you run out of pillows maybe try using a cabbage You can tell a cabbage has gone bad if he is wearing a leather jacket if you are sad put a cabbage in your back pack and carry him every where so it feel like you have a friend that want to spend time with you A cabbage is so pretty but you are real ugly You can ask a cabbage for financial advice but he will not say any thing because he is a cabbage You can put a cabbage on the hood of your car. People will not under stand what you are doing but at least you are doing some thing If you put plastic eyeballs on a cabbage and take him to the movies it might feel like you have a friend I hate my life Dr. Suess did not ever make a poem about cababge And now he is dead A cabbage can not get pregnant believe me I tried You can put a cabbage in a baby carriage amd take him for a walk and people will say "who this" and you can say "he is my cabbaby" If you want to trick your parents put a cabbage on your pillow at night and they will think you are sleeping but you are actually crying

My main was perma. So was xdc.

Welcome back.

Hai der, friend. Semi-long time no see.

Welcome back, as you can see this place is still shit.

Where ya been, m8? It's been a bloody while.

How's the hairline, bud?