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10/19/2016 4:03:38 AM
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My job is so -blam!-ing unbelievable.
I’ll try to sum it up by first telling you about the folks I work with:
First, there is this supermodel wanna-be chick. Yeah, okay, she is pretty hot, but damn is she completely useless. The girl is constantly fixing her hair or putting on makeup. She is extremely self-centered and has never once considered the needs or wants of anyone but herself. She is as dumb as a box of rocks, and I still find it surprising that she has enough brain power to continue to breathe.
The next chick is completely the opposite. She might even be one of the smartest people on the planet. Her career oppertunities are endless, and yet she is here with us. She is a zero on a scale of 1 to 10. I’m not sure she even showers, much less shaves her “womanly” parts. I think she might be a lesbian, because every time we drive by the hardware store, she moans like a cat in heat.
But the jewel of the crowd has got to be the -blam!-ing stoner. And this guy is more than just your average pothead. In fact, he is baked before he comes to work, during work, and I’m sure after work. He probably hasn’t been sober anytime in the last ten years, and he’s only 22. He dresses like a beatnik throwback from the 1960’s, and to make things worse, he brings his big -blam!-ing dog to work. Every -blam!-ing day I have to look at this huge Great Dane walk around half-stoned from the second-hand smoke. Hell, sometimes I even think it’s trying to talk with its constant bellowing. Also, both of them are constantly hungry, requiring multiple stops to McDonalds and Burger King, every single -blam!-ing day.
Anyway, I drive these -blam!-tards around in my van and we solve mysteries and shit.
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1 ReplyPretty sure you've posted this one before. Or someone else did, either way old news.
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4 RepliesDammit I've had this in my copypasta jar for over a year now. If I knew getting this many likes was this easy, I'd have done it. [spoiler]thx skoobs[/spoiler]
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...this is a copypasta and nobody here realizes it
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1 Reply[b] [/b]
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Would I be correct in guessing that at least once you've been called [spoiler]meddling kids[/spoiler]
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15 RepliesQuality shitpost
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okay looks like you realy hate your job. well I have a job for you! I am looking for an assistant on my farm for the summer. It will involve working outdoors. Let me know if you are interested.
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I 'member this copypasta :D
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3 RepliesBruh Velma 10/10 would bang
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My senpai's humor fuels me.
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Pics or it didn't happen
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>navy seal comes out with an entertaining thread >leaves surprised and satisfied
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1 ReplyCan you do Shaggy's point of view, please?
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... I'm done
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Got me! That was funny
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Yerp saw that coming but 8/10 for the bait
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I love how this is read from fred's point of view, yet he's the gayest of them all.
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2 RepliesI'll just leave this here
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You made me waste a minute of my life...but that was a quality sh[b]i[/b]tpost. :/
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1 Replyhttps://youtu.be/In8TYBH5YX8
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Nice scarf. [spoiler]get roasted[/spoiler] [spoiler]scarf boi[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyThis is old
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[quote]I’ll try to sum it up by first telling you about the folks I work with: First, there is this supermodel wanna-be chick. Yeah, okay, she is pretty hot, but damn is she completely useless. The girl is constantly fixing her hair or putting on makeup. She is extremely self-centered and has never once considered the needs or wants of anyone but herself. She is as dumb as a box of rocks, and I still find it surprising that she has enough brain power to continue to breathe. The next chick is completely the opposite. She might even be one of the smartest people on the planet. Her career oppertunities are endless, and yet she is here with us. She is a zero on a scale of 1 to 10. I’m not sure she even showers, much less shaves her “womanly” parts. I think she might be a lesbian, because every time we drive by the hardware store, she moans like a cat in heat. But the jewel of the crowd has got to be the -blam!-ing stoner. And this guy is more than just your average pothead. In fact, he is baked before he comes to work, during work, and I’m sure after work. He probably hasn’t been sober anytime in the last ten years, and he’s only 22. He dresses like a beatnik throwback from the 1960’s, and to make things worse, he brings his big -blam!-ing dog to work. Every -blam!-ing day I have to look at this huge Great Dane walk around half-stoned from the second-hand smoke. Hell, sometimes I even think it’s trying to talk with its constant bellowing. Also, both of them are constantly hungry, requiring multiple stops to McDonalds and Burger King, every single -blam!-ing day. Anyway, I drive these -blam!-tards around in my van and we solve mysteries and shit.[/quote]
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-blam!-ing destroyed
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Hmm sounds sorta familiar
