Good mornin' all ye scallywags and scurvy dogs! How ye all be doin on dis fine day in th' Offtopic Sea?
Ye best be on yer best behavior, lest ye be wantin' to walk th' plank!
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YAR HAR FIDDIDLY DEE, BEING A PIRATE IS ALL I CAN BE! DO WHAT YOU WANT CAUSE A PIRATE IS FREE, YOU ARE A PIRATE!