Devotedgamer56: Amazing! I just beat Crota's End on Heroic for the 58th time! Can I have the Crux now? CPU: Nah. Devotedgamer56: What? Why? CPU: 'Cause I don't feel like it. Devotedgmer56: Well that hardly seems fair, I've been doing this over and over again on all of my characters for the past several months. Surely I deserve it by this point? CPU: You'd think so, but I just don't feel like giving it to you. Devotedgamer56: Really? And there's literally nothing I can do to change your mind? CPU: Not really. Oh, and you know that guy in your raid group who just got the game last week? Devotedgamer56: You mean the guy that kept downing Crota way too early and threw off the swordbearer at least a dozen times? CPU: I gave him the Crux. Devotedgamer56: WHAT!? BUT THIS IS HIS FIRST TIME IN HARD MODE! CPU: Meh, I felt like it. N00BT00BSP4M420: Hey guys, I got some kind of rare item but the game's not letting me do anything with it besides Discard. Is there somewhere I can sell this? Devotedgamer56: So if I try this again next week, will you be in the mood to give it to me then? CPU: Maybe, maybe not. You won't know until you've already put in the effort. Devotedgamer56: And there's literally no other way for me to get the Crux? Just kill this A-hole once a week and pray? CPU: Pretty much. Oh, and make sure to grovel next time. I like it when people grovel.