Good morning. Good morning. It's a beautiful morning. And I just want to say, you are all beautiful people, not like The Fallen, but I'll get to them soon. You better believe it, you won't believe what I have to tell you about The Fallen.
The Fallen, have broken into our City. They are stealing our jobs, they are stealing our food, they are stealing our metal. They're stealing everything, to be honest. They are even stealing our snow. That's right, our snow, I couldn't believe it myself, but I went out there this morning, and I saw them. I saw them stealing our snow.
Now if I'm elected speaker, I promise to end this. I will end all of this. All of you, and I'll start by rebuilding our Great Wall. It has stood for hundreds of years, built when our City was Great. But it's not great any more, because we've allowed the Speaker to turn us all against each other with his Crooked Agenda. I will rebuild this wall, higher than ever, and I will make the Fallen pay for it. You better believe they will pay for it, and they aren't going to like it.
I own a lot of hotels in the City, and I can tell you, business is bad. It's bad people. Real bad. And it's because of the Fallen, and their thievery that it's like this. It's a shame. Back in my day, they wouldn't have let this happen. But I'm going to fix it. I'm going to fix it. How am I going to fix it? I'm going to fix it good. Believe it, and our wall will be the best wall ever.
So come November, I want you to vote Donald Trump for Speaker of the City, and we will Make The City Great Again!
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[i]This post is a paid promotion endorsed by Donald Trump for Speaker. All rights reserved.[/i]
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Hahaha i love this^
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You win the internet today my friend.
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Rise of Trump?
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I vote for this guy
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this was truly great. I appreciate it a lot! well played .
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You sir, I like you! Nice job.
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Rise of Iron is full of Trump 'T' symbolism.
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Such low energy people here. They are damning this nation to hell and their stupidity are killing us. They are as crooked as they come.
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Make the City Great Again. Make the Traveler Work Again. And Make Hunters Great Again.
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Edited by DG Ancient: 10/4/2016 7:33:47 AMBut the fallen did tear down the wall, also cause billions of deaths and massacres so.... I feel it's fair they pay. [spoiler]Also, I believe it's illegal, even if plainly a joke, to put endorsed by someone without their permission. Adding all right reserved probably more so. So, heads up I guess? It's still funny without it, I'd remove it in case. But your name is that so. [/spoiler]
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Sir what do you plan on doing about the ongoing separation of classes and their effects on the rebuild effort of our great city?
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Deey Terk rrr jerrrbs!!!
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Excellent
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Need 2 to lose a card so i can finish trials record book achievement msg Phant0m Unic0rn xbox one
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Whaat is uuuup drama alert nation, I'm your host, Killer Keemstar. Leeeeeets get riiiiiiiiiight INTO THE NEWS!
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Quality, +1
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Couldn't we just pay the Fallen 400 million glimmer to release the Iron Lords instead?
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*fires Nova Bomb at OP* You're welcome, community.
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The Fallen are proof that building a wall will not work If Trump builds one then it will just get destroyed by illegal immigrant splicers
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Edited by JTAssassins: 10/4/2016 5:26:58 AM"How am I going to fix it. I'm going to fix it good" hhahahaha 10/10
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Address the Hive terrorists!
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Oh, JEEEEZ
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My vote made it 50/50 lol
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this....
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He's got the f*cking Paul McCartney song as his status xD [spoiler]Well played, OP. Well played.[/spoiler]