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10/4/2016 2:46:53 AM
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The Fallen Will Pay For My Wall
Good morning. Good morning. It's a beautiful morning. And I just want to say, you are all beautiful people, not like The Fallen, but I'll get to them soon. You better believe it, you won't believe what I have to tell you about The Fallen.
The Fallen, have broken into our City. They are stealing our jobs, they are stealing our food, they are stealing our metal. They're stealing everything, to be honest. They are even stealing our snow. That's right, our snow, I couldn't believe it myself, but I went out there this morning, and I saw them. I saw them stealing our snow.
Now if I'm elected speaker, I promise to end this. I will end all of this. All of you, and I'll start by rebuilding our Great Wall. It has stood for hundreds of years, built when our City was Great. But it's not great any more, because we've allowed the Speaker to turn us all against each other with his Crooked Agenda. I will rebuild this wall, higher than ever, and I will make the Fallen pay for it. You better believe they will pay for it, and they aren't going to like it.
I own a lot of hotels in the City, and I can tell you, business is bad. It's bad people. Real bad. And it's because of the Fallen, and their thievery that it's like this. It's a shame. Back in my day, they wouldn't have let this happen. But I'm going to fix it. I'm going to fix it. How am I going to fix it? I'm going to fix it good. Believe it, and our wall will be the best wall ever.
So come November, I want you to vote Donald Trump for Speaker of the City, and we will Make The City Great Again!
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What's a "Donald Trump", and where can I find one at the zoo?
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Believe me..... lol
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11 RepliesWell the wall didn't stop them in the first place and did you forget they can use their ketches and such to [i]fly[/i] over the wall? And if they're stealing all the metal from it as well then what you gonna use to rebuild, that they can't steal?
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Make the cosmodrome great again.
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4 RepliesDonald Trump is definitely a Titan. Lol
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lolololololololololololololololol
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This is extremely funny to me because the current speaker is actually an evil manipulator.
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Donald, my friend. It would really help your case if you would stop stealing speeches and start writing them selfes.
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LMFAO! The comments in this section are amazing
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1 ReplyTrump... if only you knew what your name meant in British slang
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I saw an entire ketch of fallen cheering when the bombs went out in Manhattan nuclear zone. Saw it with my own eyes. Those fallen are criminals and rapists and are taking our glimmer. Let's grab and grab and grab the glimmer for the city.
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Donald plays Destiny? Guess I'll have to find another gam- hey! I was just in a crucible match and it says, "Error code Hill, 30,000 servers have been deleted." This game needs some work.
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Mr Trump they say that the splicers are building a zamboni, they say it's gonna be uuge, uuge enough to break the wall, what is your response
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We can't elect you, your hands are too small
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5 RepliesYou know, if you aren't comfortable voting for either of the two major party candidates, you could always vote for Arach Jalaal. I mean, he has no clue who Aksis is, and don't even ask him what he thinks of the plaguelands... but c'mon, what are you going to do, vote for Eris Morn? She thinks motes of light cause autism.
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1 ReplyThe man will betray the City and join forces with the Russian Willy Wonka. Where Trump will un-savor his lollilop and lick Hilary's blueberry plump. His fallen chocolate will help create a new golden age of hived candy bars with cobalt'd painted wrappers. Call 1-800(BushWinski) to win an all paid vacation to MexiTrumpeon, where orange is the new yellow, where a wall will never fall, and the tacos will be considered vegegerian cousine. Vote Trump 2016 or your money back! Guaranteed.
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SEE?! I TOLD YOU HE WAS A TITAN BECAUSE HE BUILT A WALL!
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This is a yuuuuge amount of satire I like it
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BUILD
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4 RepliesCould you comment on the Cabal Emperor's quote "[Donald Trump is] a really brilliant and talented person, without any doubt,”
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1 ReplyIt's even better if you read it in his voice..
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SIVA was a hoax designed by the Hive to lower the value of our glimmer, people!
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But what are you doing about the freakin taken?!!!
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I'm voting for Randal the vandal.
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#MakeTheCityGreatAgain
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Hahaha i love this^
