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10/4/2016 2:46:53 AM
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The Fallen Will Pay For My Wall
Good morning. Good morning. It's a beautiful morning. And I just want to say, you are all beautiful people, not like The Fallen, but I'll get to them soon. You better believe it, you won't believe what I have to tell you about The Fallen.
The Fallen, have broken into our City. They are stealing our jobs, they are stealing our food, they are stealing our metal. They're stealing everything, to be honest. They are even stealing our snow. That's right, our snow, I couldn't believe it myself, but I went out there this morning, and I saw them. I saw them stealing our snow.
Now if I'm elected speaker, I promise to end this. I will end all of this. All of you, and I'll start by rebuilding our Great Wall. It has stood for hundreds of years, built when our City was Great. But it's not great any more, because we've allowed the Speaker to turn us all against each other with his Crooked Agenda. I will rebuild this wall, higher than ever, and I will make the Fallen pay for it. You better believe they will pay for it, and they aren't going to like it.
I own a lot of hotels in the City, and I can tell you, business is bad. It's bad people. Real bad. And it's because of the Fallen, and their thievery that it's like this. It's a shame. Back in my day, they wouldn't have let this happen. But I'm going to fix it. I'm going to fix it. How am I going to fix it? I'm going to fix it good. Believe it, and our wall will be the best wall ever.
So come November, I want you to vote Donald Trump for Speaker of the City, and we will Make The City Great Again!
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[i]This post is a paid promotion endorsed by Donald Trump for Speaker. All rights reserved.[/i]
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4 RepliesI read the entire thing in Donald's staccato, childlike rambling voice and it was perfect.
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Lmao nice!!!!
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2 RepliesNo, vote for Valus Taaurc I will reinstate law in this city and prevent any Fallen from getting in. For all we know, this Donald Trump is Fallen himself. There isn't much I should say, because you know I am the right choice for this city. [i]I am Valus Taaurc and I approve this message[/i]
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I hope the assassin continues on until we get a fresh start -_-
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3 RepliesRandall for president: [i] unstoppable[/i]
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Do you support use of SIVA for medical purposes?
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1 ReplySorry, sorry all candidates are crap. I would now like to nominate sweeper bot for speaker.
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1 ReplyHonestly do we want a lady who committed treason and got away with it or a dumbass... neither, let's move to canada!
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Funny story but my wise old man would tell me that the two things you do not talk about at dinner or a public area are politics and religion. That being said, I enjoyed your post and remember to just be nice to each other. Everyone has their own beliefs and views and just be respectful of each other!
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Why did you bring Donald Trump into destiny's world. Lel
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2 RepliesEdited by ChrispyBacon77: 10/4/2016 2:14:15 PMThank god that no matter how shitty people are in these forums, they aren't shitty enough to vote Donald Frump ahead in this poll. Faith restored in this community!!
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2 RepliesPetition for both Trump and Hillary to drop out and we vote between their vice presidents (Mike Pence vs Tim Kaine) for president instead.
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Well done. I won't believe that this is original. You had to rewrite one of his speeches.
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Edited by iFatum: 10/4/2016 2:34:11 PMYou have stooped so low kiddo
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1 ReplyEdited by Cayde: 10/4/2016 1:40:45 PMlol; I'm Mexican, and that made me laugh. [spoiler]We're all f[b]u[/b]cked as a nation with either candidate, come Election Day.[/spoiler] I got that strange image of splicers licking stuff off the floor in groups again; I saw it in the Sepiks Perfected strike. XD
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Edited by Alföðr: 10/4/2016 2:26:29 PMWealthy Democrats don't make sense. By the way, if you rebuild the wall then the Fallen will just put a giant Death Zamboni on top of it. Then you gotta bring in 6 exterminators to get rid of em.
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3 RepliesWill trump get us some good exotics?
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Good good. But the broke the cosmodrome wall. Not the city's wall.
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Hahaha love it
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[i]Advises that we build a wall[/i] The wall was not only built, it's also keeping out the Fallen (Mexicans). Bungie properly predicted Donald's shenanigans.
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I rolled my eyes when I saw the title and thought, "Ugh, lame political post on the forums" But that was actually quite entertaining to read. So, thumbs up for you.
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2 RepliesI'd be ecstatic if Bungie implemented a slave system where we captured Fallen forced them to rebuild our wall. Quest could be capture 1,000 Fallen via the mind control artifact. Also, we could watch them labor away at the wall, and maybe some of them would die and become part of the wall.
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We need WaRBulletProof lol just to make sure there's no chance the assassin misses.
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22 RepliesEdited by blueshirtguy: 10/4/2016 9:25:31 AMSo, Who is D.T. exactly? Serious question here, I'm from outside world of the wall. Edit:. Thanks for the info guardians, I guess the best guy I would vote for to replace the speaker will be: CAYDE!
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What's a "Donald Trump", and where can I find one at the zoo?
