Good morning. Good morning. It's a beautiful morning. And I just want to say, you are all beautiful people, not like The Fallen, but I'll get to them soon. You better believe it, you won't believe what I have to tell you about The Fallen.
The Fallen, have broken into our City. They are stealing our jobs, they are stealing our food, they are stealing our metal. They're stealing everything, to be honest. They are even stealing our snow. That's right, our snow, I couldn't believe it myself, but I went out there this morning, and I saw them. I saw them stealing our snow.
Now if I'm elected speaker, I promise to end this. I will end all of this. All of you, and I'll start by rebuilding our Great Wall. It has stood for hundreds of years, built when our City was Great. But it's not great any more, because we've allowed the Speaker to turn us all against each other with his Crooked Agenda. I will rebuild this wall, higher than ever, and I will make the Fallen pay for it. You better believe they will pay for it, and they aren't going to like it.
I own a lot of hotels in the City, and I can tell you, business is bad. It's bad people. Real bad. And it's because of the Fallen, and their thievery that it's like this. It's a shame. Back in my day, they wouldn't have let this happen. But I'm going to fix it. I'm going to fix it. How am I going to fix it? I'm going to fix it good. Believe it, and our wall will be the best wall ever.
So come November, I want you to vote Donald Trump for Speaker of the City, and we will Make The City Great Again!
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Edited by Muka Gatals: 10/4/2016 6:35:14 PMBoth Hilary and Trump are Bad. One is far Left the other one is far Right. Its funny who ever talk the last..her/his rating will go down. Hilary will make us clobbered and over populate with unskilled low IQ illegal immigrants. Trump will make us kicked all immigrants including those have high skilled. Hilary will make US like Chicago, Detroit..bankrupt and enslave private sector to pay goverment pensions and Obamacare stupidity. Trump will bring new Ideas. But He's tempraments is bad. Always focusing to fight back personal insults with personal insults. Why can we have a normal wise person..?? Not a lawyer..just regular Joe/Jane that pay tax and productive...like retired Boing or nasa Engineer...movie producer...farmer...etc. Those that will enforce law..including immigration law. And make polecies that Rewards Responsible citizen, Keep goverment small, let the citizen doing their own business. PS: Guys...we need to stop this madness. We all don't like both of them. The media is controlling this rigged election. We need to step-up and find the 3rd or 4th Candidate...pronto..!!
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Does that make Hillary Skolas since she killed off Bernie to be the kell of kells??
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You already know this post is going to become a political nightmare, better gear up ninjas it's gonna be a long day. Also I don't vote so I'm not responsible for either of those monkeys running :)
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They always say never talk about politics and religion, yet it seems to be the main topic on social medias Sigh
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Very good satire. I read it in his voice, you have a talent for comic writing definitely
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I can't stand Trump, and I'm not even American
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Thank you for this!
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The god emperor.
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You know you can build a wall all you want. But fallen have skiffs. So they can fly right over it.
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Facts
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Edited by Tal : 10/4/2016 3:07:02 AMThis thread needs a Solar Bernie Sanders, and I'm too lazy to do it.
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Why are your candidates soooo old?
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Just so everyone knows: Donald Trump owes millions in glimmer to the vanguard because he's failed to pay the tax that we all pay. We hard working guardians. He's been building hotels in hive strongholds, cabal fortresses, and vex citadels. He supports measures that will make our awoken guardian friends have to be stopped and frisked before entering the tower. Lord Shaxx, who has been a stark destructor of our current speaker, refuses to support Donald Trump. Lord Saladin has also refused put his support behind Donald Trump. Donald Trump has been a consistent supporter of our war on the darkness. But now he's changed is mind and hopes you'll forget that. Donald supported the cruptarch giving us blue gear for purples engrams because he owns the company that makes the rare gear and he got a ton of money from the cryptarchs for it. We're about 85% sure his hair is made from some sort of hive soup and SIVA mixture. He's consistently berated and detracted from the actions of our guardians on the front lines (here's looking at you titans). He mains a hunter and he thinks that blink strike is totally fine. He wishes snipers had no flinch and more body shot damage. He wants all shotguns to have the range that felwinters lie did
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#MakeTheCosmodromeGreatAgain
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I hope you step on lego every two steps you take...I also hope your microphone breaks during the up coming debates! Oh and before I forget [spoiler]STILL NOT VOTING FOR YOU!!!! #DumpTrump, #TrumpGotFakeHair[/spoiler]
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This pole is risky business dude...
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Haha just goes to show how stupid us Americans are for saying Hilary and "hire an assassin"... Good grief Americans. Thank God so many of them in this poll are not able to vote or we'd have Hilary for sure . [spoiler]#Neither if the 2 for president... But since that's not an option... #Trump for president [/spoiler]
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I blame the Mongolians for breaking the shitty wall
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So it is Criminal vs Con Artist - We all lose either way. But one will take us to war with Russia and China, a war that nobody but the cockroaches will win. Looking forward to the Fallout 5 in real life.
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Didn't say tremendous 7/8. *Edits post and puts tremendous somewhere in there. "WRONG" [i]but I just saw you edi....[/i] "WRONG" [i]you JUST edited your post[/i] "Only after you insulted me" [i]So you DID edit it[/i] "I never said that."
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Not to worry citizens! GJALLAR-MAN is HERE to make sure that no matter what terrible choice we make as the Speaker, you will still be safe from them! Gjallar-AWAY!
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Best post 2016! Believe me... Believe me!
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One question will the assassin stop with just one candidate or will he/she continue until our choices aren't completely stupid.
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If Donald J. Dump was the Speaker, that wall would have been so huge. It would have been the best wall ever constructed in the history of the universe. Nothing would have penetrated it. It would have been paid for by the Fallen, the Vex and the Hive. It would have been the greats thing ever made! Dump speaker 2016
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More people need to read dungeons and Donalds. That Twitter is the best.
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I read the entire thing in Donald's staccato, childlike rambling voice and it was perfect.