Good morning. Good morning. It's a beautiful morning. And I just want to say, you are all beautiful people, not like The Fallen, but I'll get to them soon. You better believe it, you won't believe what I have to tell you about The Fallen.
The Fallen, have broken into our City. They are stealing our jobs, they are stealing our food, they are stealing our metal. They're stealing everything, to be honest. They are even stealing our snow. That's right, our snow, I couldn't believe it myself, but I went out there this morning, and I saw them. I saw them stealing our snow.
Now if I'm elected speaker, I promise to end this. I will end all of this. All of you, and I'll start by rebuilding our Great Wall. It has stood for hundreds of years, built when our City was Great. But it's not great any more, because we've allowed the Speaker to turn us all against each other with his Crooked Agenda. I will rebuild this wall, higher than ever, and I will make the Fallen pay for it. You better believe they will pay for it, and they aren't going to like it.
I own a lot of hotels in the City, and I can tell you, business is bad. It's bad people. Real bad. And it's because of the Fallen, and their thievery that it's like this. It's a shame. Back in my day, they wouldn't have let this happen. But I'm going to fix it. I'm going to fix it. How am I going to fix it? I'm going to fix it good. Believe it, and our wall will be the best wall ever.
So come November, I want you to vote Donald Trump for Speaker of the City, and we will Make The City Great Again!
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Seriously, vote Trump. Hillary can't get into office.
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I for one appreciate the humor in this post and will not get butthurt because there's no reason to. #RebuildTheWall #MakeCosmodromeGreatAgain
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Admit it already: that hairdo of yours is Darkness-infused. Has to be.
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Boi. I enter the plaguelands and see fallen trying to kill spliced fallen. They are stealing my job of killing enemies of darkness
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Spot on when read in his voice lol
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Edited by theroadwarriorM: 10/4/2016 4:58:40 PMTrump supporters are so adorable. It's like they're so dumb, they can't figure out that they're dumb.
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Edited by G Bullet: 10/4/2016 6:51:13 PMAmerica is going to turn into one big ghetto unless we get trump in there to do and say what needs to be done. Real talk is not racism. Its just the truth. We live in a country that has urban warfare zones that are like a third world country. Democrats sold out white working class for a vote as well as the ghetto for a vote. Everyone got played. Meanwhile everyone is walking around saying the n word like its cool, and wonder why there is profiling. Black comedians make millions profiling white people while anyone else is called a racist. We live in backwards land.
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It would be even better if there was a bernie sanders version of this where he talks about giving everyone free exotics.
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"I have many fallen friends and the hive just love me."
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Aksis when asked replied: "I told him I am not building that f***ing wall."
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For a moment, I thought I was back in Off topic.
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Between this and the Ajax post, the forums are on fire today!
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ROFLMAO
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PLEASE keep politics (even satire) off the forums for crying out loud. Everywhere you turn, there is no way to avoid the endless stream of opinion and accusations. I play games to ESCAPE the real world, I don't want the real world and politics to clutter up my gaming world.
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Ayyy lmao
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Id rather vote for cayde.
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Did anyone else read in Trump's voice?
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Did you know that all Fallen are thieves, murderers, rapists, and drug dealers. They all came here illegally and their women are fat ugly miss piggy housewives. It's true.
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it was only a matter of time until this popped up here
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Edited by BKL ComicalRat0: 10/4/2016 9:23:15 PM
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So much -blam!-ing democrats! YOUR NOMINEE IS A WHORE! AND JUST THINK! IF BILL CLINTON GETS IN THE WHITE HOUSE AGAIN HE GETS MORE INTERNS!
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Get the Mexicans to build it for us guardians
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Now would be a good time for the martians to show up.
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*sigh* I miss Bernie.
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If he wins, I am moving to the Reef.
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The global warming was invented by the Hive?