Watermelon. Earthmelon. Firemelon. Airmelon. Long ago the four melon nations lived together in harmony. Then everything changed when the Firemelon Nation attacked. Only the Avatarmelon, master of all four elemelons, could stop them, but when the melon world needed him most, he vanished. This led to total chaos, leaving all of the melon nations with no ruler. Without the Avatarmelon, the melon nations descended into anarchy.
The Avatarmelon had fled from the chaos and was hiding in a tower, but he knew he must stop this and create a new world. So the Avatarmelon came back to the melon chaos and anarchy, and smited them all down and destroyed the entire universe.
When the Avatarmelon created the new world, he made the Earth which is secretly a big ol melon. He then created the humans and the animals. When he wanted to create food for the humans and animals, he thought it would be justifiable if he punished his fallen melons that he had just smited by bringing them back into his new world, but as inanimate food.
And here we are today, still eating what remains of the four elemelons, Watermelon, Firemelon, Earthmelon, and Airmelon.
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You forgot sexual lobster's RAGE MELON