Gday everyone, let's take a break from the toxicity that is this forum and have a fun educational discussion.
So which animal has the biggest balls?
Very good question, but what are we talking about?
Are we talking about which animal physically has the largest testicles, in that if we line all them up to see which are the biggest?
Are we talking about which animal has the biggest set of balls in proportion to its body weight and size?
Or are we talking talking about who has the biggest balls in the context of well... Courage? Like, do you have the balls to do whatever, kind of thing?
Well, let's answer all of those shall we?
The animal with the largest testicles in the world is none other than the Northern Pacific Right Whale.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/North_Pacific_right_whale
These bad boys have balls weighing a whopping 500kg (1,100lb) each. You wouldn't be able to fit them in a fridge, and you could almost put a saddle on them and ride them.
Let's move on. The animal with the largest balls in comparison to its body size is actually one of our much smaller animals, the Tuberous Bushcricket. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Platycleis These guys have balls weighing an astonishing 13-15% of its own body weight. Yes! That's equal to a 100kg man having a 15kg junk!
Finally, who has the biggest balls in terms of courage? Well, if you've seen a certain viral video a few years back, this will come as no surprise to you. The animal with the "biggest balls" is none other the ferocious, fearless, and the no -blam!-s given badass known as the Honey Badger. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Honey_badger
These guys are notorious for their toughness, and they have no known predators.
There you have it folks.
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I seen the honey badger coming before I even clicked
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https://imgur.com/gallery/qVOQE
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In semi-related genitalia facts, male ducks have impressive, long corkscrew dicks that they evolved so they could better force themselves on the females and get around the females' twisty turny vaginal defenses. When a species is so full of ra️pists, evolution gets pretty funky.
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