Looking for fireteam of 5. Must be 386+ and have done the ROI raid 25+times, with at least 5 flawless. I will be coming in at 350. Must have working, no static mic. Must be male over 25, but under 30. If you have a significant other and/or child, they must not be within 50 feet of you at all times. I will be checking. I will need your social security number, full name, and date of birth. Entry fee to play with me is $100 American, non-negotiable. Raid must be completed within 1 hour. Every 6 minutes thereafter will be charged at $2 per minute. Therefore, I will need access to your Paypal account and major credit card, including pin and exp date. We will have incremental debriefings at end of each phase of the raid to determine if you are carrying your weight (i.e., if I have been sufficiently backpacked.) If you are not, you will be immediately replaced by the next guardian in line. If things go well, you may have the privilege of carrying me to flawless victory in Trials when it arrives. Terms for Trials will be discussed at a later date. Time is of the essence.