I am outraged that in this day and age I can be discriminated against because I am [i]left handed[/i]. Everything nowadays is made for you damn right handed people. This oppression is nothing new though. We ... "lefties" use to get burned at the stake for being "witches" back in ye olde days. Also, do you righties know what it's like to be left handed and trying to write in class, only to have someone keep hitting your elbow and messing you up because the filthy righty sitting next to you keeps erratically moving his arm around trying to write? More importantly, where are all the left handed characters in videogames, books, and movies? I want my left handed child to grow up in a world where he has strong, independent lefties to look up to. I made this post to make you righties aware of your #RightPrivelage. I demand that reparations be made to my left handed brothers and sisters around the globe. We've had to live in a right handed-centric world, and we're done with it. I also want February 31 to be National Lefty Appreciation Day, where you righties praise us for being so cool.
#LeftyLivesMatter