Hey man this looks very similar to my HOW's poem 😉
Twas the night before house of wolves
and it's getting chaotic.
Everyone's impatient to get new exotics
Xurned or earned
I really dont give a blam
My warlock will soon be wearing....
the helmet called Ram
This really is destinys big joke.
Cause everyone knows RNG is broke!
Farming queens wrath bounties
For a treasure chest key
So far I have nothing
My team mate has 3
The prison of elders is waiting to be played
Its end game activity... but it isn't a raid
How much butthurt did you really take?
I didn't realise you were a special snowflake
Apply some lube.... and get stuck in
You will never have to bother with Crota again!
Im geared up and ready to fight
All I want is some etheric light
The power on my gun is starting to linger
I can not wait to ascend my fate-bringer
It's so close and it is getting exciting
To pop some heads and watch the firefly lightening
Theres plenty of enemies we're going to face
Dropping engrams all over the place
The biggest problem will be lack of vault space.
But before you know it... time will be spent
and we'll all be crying for some new content
As for me though, this isn't an issue
If it applys to you, please take a tissue
Then trade the game in.... because nobody will miss you!
I do have a slight niggle with Osiris Trials
Will bungie gift me a weapon if I say I have piles??
The fate of all fools is the gun I'am after
But when I enter crucible I'm drowned out by laughter
All I seem to do is just die
When people blink around with the felwinters lie
We all know the lie.... it's really a sniper
12yr olds with sugar rush acting all hyper
Come the end of the game I'm still sat with a grin
Atleast i know....... I'm not a virgin
Despite your age, skills and the weapons you've gained
Wether you have 3 characters... or just 1 that you mained
Heavy breathers, munchers and squeekers... I'm not going to knock it
Even the guy who pops his bubble when I'm firing a rocket
Christmas noobs or players from the past
Enjoy HOW.... it's going to be a blast!
So lock and load guardians.... oil up that gun
Scream, aim and fire.... this will be fun!!
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House Of Wolves was a -blam!-ing terrible DLC
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Dude compared to the op this is terrible and full of alot of childish digs...shame on you for writing and more shame for re posting but further shame still for thinking it can he compared in such a way
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Haha i think you will find it's full of humour. Normal poetry is even more boring than watching paint dry. These are actually called parodies. But i recommend you stear clear of those untill your sense of humour returns!
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Dude your so called humor is extreemly childish....good effort at a comenback tho but still, shame on you my friend :)
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Well i cater to my audience. If you havent realised most gamers are young. I also write childrens stories so i went with what i know! Ps. That wasnt a comeback but an observation!
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Average gamer is 30 these days buddy. Prob bit older than that now. All the gamers that grew up gaming since the beggininh when it was nothing more than lines on a black back ground still game today. Any way we digress, what the point was is that you comparing what you did there to the ops poem only belittles it in a disrespectfull to his eforts way.
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Besides both being poems, they are not similar.
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Yours is good also!