Anyone find it odd that Saladin is pounding on doors that appear to be welded shut? __________________________________ - Worker 1: Excuse me sir, but can you move aside, we have to weld these shut. - Saladin: Can't you see I'm in a dramatic pose here, can't this wait? - Worker 2: No sir, it cannot. The work order on this project was pushed through 2 months ago, funds are allocated, contractor hired. - Worker 1: We are on a timeline or we lose our bonus. I got 16 kids to feed man. - Saladin: Benny, is that you? Alright man, but let me know when you're done, I have to finish shooting this scene in my Machinima. They removed the HUD and gave me this cool lens...gotta try it out. Worker 2: Yes sir, as soon as our QA signs off on the final inspection. 2 months later... - Saladin: It's about time. Clear out now, this is a solo shot, last survivor and all - Worker 1: What about Efrideet? - Saladin: She joined a different clan, now out of my way. (dramatic lights and camera on) WHY?!?!?!?!? - Worker 2: You think they'll notice the weld? - Worker 1: Nah, he's good, the ax will distract them.