St. Joseph the First Writer: Defend us in Destiny. Be our protection against the wickedness and snares of Luke Smith. May RNGesus rebuke him, we humbly pray. And do Thou oh writer of the Original Plot by the power of RNGesus, cast into Activi$ion Smith and all the other ass-hatted developers who prowl about Bungie, seeking the ruin of gaming. Amen.