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Edited by NorthBot: 9/16/2016 10:29:22 PM
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I have space aids, now what?

Many people just like you, have gotten a heartbreaking diagnosis stating that you have contracted space aids. The grief of this is very sad, but there are still options for you. SUPPRESSION -There are many things you can do to minimize the effects of space aids, including eating healthy, avoid eating rotten candy, avoiding long space travel, and avoid getting downed. Doing this may suppress the effects of space aids. HEALTH ISSUES -Through your though journey with space aids, you may have some irregular things happen. It is important to visit a planetary doctor in the event of these symptoms. These symptoms include inability to erect your sparrow on command, discolored buttocks, and warlocks foot which can be cured by wearing exotic boots. TREATMENT OPTIONS -There are treatment options available to cure space aids but it is important to avoid doing things that would contaminate over guardians. Currently, the best option for treatment is directly injecting exactly 25001 glimmer into the fleshy part in-between your fingers all at once. [spoiler]tl;dr youre gonna die from space aids[/spoiler]

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