._. Seems legit I suppose.

I had a friend who lived on a street with no sidewalks... Because of the harsh life he was given he didn't know where to go or how to walk in life with no sidewalks... He ended up resorting to a life of crime by j walking cause it was the only thing he could do... Next thing I know is he got involved with drivebys with cars going down that street... You think it couldn't be any worse but it did... He decided because lived on the street his whole life the road was all he had... So he became a biker... His bicycle was red... For him it went downhill from there... Because there was a slope on the road... I've never seen him since... I'm really bored too haha