Rule 1: no cry babies. Rule 2:Can't be invulnerable. Rule 3: No magic and junk like infinite ammo strikes lighting from above ect
Now you can't say "I told him to come over here then a stabbed him". Your gonna reply saying HI! Or something. And I'm going to give you a scenario. Do not reply in long text keep it short.
Example, You: " I asked him to come over here". Me: "He denies and shoots you in the face". For more questions asked me.
I am Agent Terminated 7 " You have been terminated ".
Edit: I would like to say I'm sorry for being behind these story's I'm making up as I go along. It has proven more difficult. What about you guys help out? You tell your own story's to other people in this post too! Show of you writing and story telling skills!
[u]HALE OF FAME!![/u]
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I have nothing to lose. Hit me up with a scenario my good man/woman/attack helicopter
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Give me a scenario
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Hide in the closet
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I can't die OP, I am an idea, not a man.
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I'll bite, hit me
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Challenge accepted [spoiler]wait, does this mean no AS7-D assault mechs? It's not magic and technically doesn't have infinite ammo....[/spoiler]
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Give me a scenario
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Bumpedybump
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Isn't the answer obvious? Cardboard box.
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Good. I gladly await the sweet embrace of death.
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Why is your gimmick "spamming the forums since 2012"? You've only been here for one year.
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Hire a better hitman
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Greet him at the door with a glass of milk and a plate of cookies, then discuss our differences with the goal to settle this problem without violence.
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I hire mercenaries with a swat truck while I sit in the back with like 5 other guys that are heavily armed.
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He's going to chase me while I'm eating a banana and running. I drop the banana peel and he slips on it. Quickly run towards him and kick him in the nuts. Take his gun and shoot him in the face. Unreal Tournament announcer pops up and says "headshot". I grab a lighter and gasoline that was conveniently next to the hitman nd douse him with the stuff, light him up. "Hitman, ha, more like deadman." If the gun shot and flames didn't kill him, the cringe would have.
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Edited by SpoopyWolf: 9/14/2016 10:45:17 PMDon't no why I can't edit it. Edit: WELP!!
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Edited by Doc Doge: 9/14/2016 9:23:06 PM-Buy an M9, P90, and an AS50 like that guy on Reddit -Outsmart and keep tabs on the hitman, like that guy on Reddit -Make illegal homemade suppressors, like that guy on Reddit. -Blow off Hitman's leg off and send him down a cliff in a burning car with a beer in his hand, like that guy on Reddit -Get forced to become a hitman, like that guy on Reddit -Torture and kill a corrupt banker who is also a child molester like that guy on Reddit I win!
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I'd make fun of his bald head, I'll die but it's worth it.
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Perk one- one man army Perk two- danger close Perk three- commando pro Have an assault rifle with a grenade launcher equipped. Use my hacks to have infinite green mist that only i can see through, and infinite claymores. Also, god mode activated. I wish the poor -blam!-er luck