originally posted in:The TopHat Society
Many of you have fallen victim to this Trolls Shit Post/Click bait in hopes for real advice.
I knew from the thumbnail of that video, it was a waste of time..
I looked at the comments and I was right.
So now I've plan to rectify this Trolls Post, as well as many others since they ruin a good subject.
https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/212678416/0/0
[u][b]1. Does she initialise the conversation?[/b][/u]
[spoiler]
Yes: duh of course she likes you, why else would she bother talking to you at all.
No: YOU always initialise..
Do her and the whole world a favour, stop talking to her..
You're wasting your time and her time chasing after someone who doesn't want to be chased.[/spoiler]
[b][u]2. Message reply back times?[/u][/b]
[spoiler]This is for the desperate anti-social teens out there.
Reply Time lines:
10-15 mins or under: She's interested or she just as anti-social as you.
1 hr: Meh she sees you as a friend.
3 hrs: She's only replying back to you, because she doesn't want to "hurt your feelings"
24 hours and over: She saw your message 10 minutes after you sent it, She's think "Oh god, he's probably crying".[/spoiler]
[b][u]3. Does she ask questions about you?[/u][/b]
[spoiler]Yes: Duh! She wants to know more about you!
No:Take a hint.[/spoiler]
[b][u]4. Does she annoy you? Constantly messaging you?[/u][/b]
[spoiler]You're probably thinking, is she Trolling me?
Rarely there are female Trolls.
Majority of the Troll population is mainly males.
A female who bothers you, annoys you as if she's your annoying kid sister... Is interested in you.[/spoiler]
[b][u]5. Does she talk about you? [/u][/b]
[spoiler]To her "friends" or make a creepy poem or song about you..
Yes: She's interested in you, take a hint already.
No: She talks about some other guy...
Well I have two words for you "Friend-zoned".[/spoiler]
[b][u]6. Does she hit you or makes fun of you?[/u][/b]
[spoiler]If you know it's just you and only you she hits or makes fun off, yes she is interested in you.
No, she hits and makes fun of you and other guys aswell.
The term "friend-zone" comes to mind.[/spoiler]
[b][u]7. Have you actually asked her directly if she's into you?[/u][/b]
[spoiler]A simple question to ask..
If she says "I see you as a friend".
You have been friend-zoned.
You will never be with her.
Never.
Ever.
Will.
You.
Ever.
Be.
With.
Her.
Ever.
If she says yes... Well...
[/spoiler]
[b]If you have questions or some scenarios, feel free to ask.
So I can carefully listen, maybe give you some advice and slowly explain to you.. Why, it cannot be.[/b]
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Master......
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Eh..could have been helpful like 12+ years ago I guess.
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Edited by fruit salad: 9/13/2016 3:38:22 AMGuys, whenever you get friend zoned, just make sure to give em a friend bone.
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Thanks Solaris, I'm now dating your mother
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False prophet Toast-Envelope method is the only way to go.
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Edited by kaaSnipes: 9/12/2016 4:04:24 PMNeed one for males lol Us grills are on here too
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I have quite literally been friend-zoned the other day. [spoiler]So this is what it is like one the other side.[/spoiler]
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[b][u]IS SHE A FEMINAZI[/u][/b]
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It is possible to get out of the friend zone, trust me. All you have to do is be openly perverted but also have a sexy body so you won't come off as creepy.
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Yes, now I just found out that Solaris is into me. Wtf.
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[quote]Well I have two words for you[/quote] Who. Cares.
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This would have been helpful in 7th grade
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[u][b]1. Does she initialise the conversation?[/b][/u] [spoiler] Yes: duh of course she likes you, why else would she bother talking to you at all. No: YOU always initialise.. Do her and the whole world a favour, stop talking to her.. You're wasting your time and her time chasing after someone who doesn't want to be chased.[/spoiler] [b][u]2. Message reply back times?[/u][/b] [spoiler]This is for the desperate anti-social teens out there. Reply Time lines: 10-15 mins or under: She's interested or she just as anti-social as you. 1 hr: Meh she sees you as a friend. 3 hrs: She's only replying back to you, because she doesn't want to "hurt your feelings" 24 hours and over: She saw your message 10 minutes after you sent it, She's think "Oh god, he's probably crying".[/spoiler] [b][u]3. Does she ask questions about you?[/u][/b] [spoiler]Yes: Duh! She wants to know more about you! No:Take a hint.[/spoiler] [b][u]4. Does she annoy you? Constantly messaging you?[/u][/b] [spoiler]You're probably thinking, is she Trolling me? Rarely there are female Trolls. Majority of the Troll population is mainly males. A female who bothers you, annoys you as if she's your annoying kid sister... Is interested in you.[/spoiler] [b][u]5. Does she talk about you? [/u][/b] [spoiler]To her "friends" or make a creepy poem or song about you.. Yes: She's interested in you, take a hint already. No: She talks about some other guy... Well I have two words for you "Friend-zoned".[/spoiler] [b][u]6. Does she hit you or makes fun of you?[/u][/b] [spoiler]If you know it's just you and only you she hits or makes fun off, yes she is interested in you. No, she hits and makes fun of you and other guys aswell. The term "friend-zone" comes to mind.[/spoiler] [b][u]7. Have you actually asked her directly if she's into you?[/u][/b] [spoiler]A simple question to ask.. If she says "I see you as a friend". You have been friend-zoned. You will never be with her. Never. Ever. Will. You. Ever. Be. With. Her. Ever. If she says yes... Well... [/spoiler] [b]If you have questions or some scenarios, feel free to ask. So I can carefully listen, maybe give you some advice and slowly explain to you.. Why, it cannot be.[/b][/quote]
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For once I kinda liked a post of yours. I'm honestly struggling cause there's a girl I like but I'm a bit too shy to just ask her if she likes me or just ask her out
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TL:DR EarningAttorney didn't reply to solair's nudes and it made solair question his dreams.
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Cheer up. Everybody dies alone.
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Edited by kaaSnipes: 10/10/2016 1:56:49 AMAsk Zeiroh aka Captain Obvious if your extra stupid and need help with explaining incredibly simple things. He is pretty limited though so just a heads up.
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Wow all of this happened to me in 7th grade with a girl I liked...... I really fkd up......
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The first one is pretty funny. So, your saying if she doesn't start the conversation, then she doesn't like the person? Well, maybe she just wants you to walk up to her and talk to her instead like an actual man.
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The last one I know isn't true, their opinions can change. Not likely, but it does happen. Happened to me. I had lost interest in her by that point though
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A moment of silence..for all of us in the friendzone..
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Shit...I think my girlfriend friend-zoned me!
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Thanks for the informative guide
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Answer is no to all off these, obviously. She doesn't give a care about me though so yeah.
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The funny thing is all of the girls that do this to me are lesbian