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9/8/2016 3:18:50 PM
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I'M ANTS IN MY EYES JOHNSON!
I'm Ants in My Eyes Johnson here at Ants in My Eyes Johnson's Electronics! I mean, there's so many ants in my eyes! And there's so many TVs! Microwaves! Radios, I think! I can't, I'm not 100 percent sure what we have here in stock, because I can't see anything! Our prices, I hope, aren't too low! Check out this refrigerator! Only $200! What about this microwave? Only $100, that's fair! I'm Ants in My Eyes Johnson! Everything's black! I can't see a thing! And also, I can't feel anything either, [sets ablaze] did I mention that? But that's not as catchy, as having ants in your eyes, so... that always goes... y'know, off by the wayside! I can't feel, it's a very rare disease, all my se— all my nerves, they don't allow for the sensation of touch! So I never know what's going on! Am I standing, sitting? I don't know!
[spoiler]Best commercial ever...[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyTHEY'RE JUST ROBOTS ITS OK TO SHOOT THEM MORTY THEY'RE JUST ROBOTS! O-ok... ARGH GLEN'S BLEEDING TO DEATH SOMEONE CALL HIS WIFE AND CHILDREN T-they're not robots Rick! ITS A FIGURE OF SPEECH MORTY!
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1 ReplyRIP Mr. Poopy Butthole You will be missed
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2 RepliesI'm Rick Sanchez, and this is my garage. I work here with my granddaughter and my grandson, Morty. Everything in here has a story and a universe. One thing I've learned after 30 years - you never know WHAT is gonna come through that portal.
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5 RepliesWUBBA LUBBA DUB DUB MOTHAFUСKA!
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3 RepliesNoice...LOOK AT ME IM MR MEESEEKS
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YEAHH TINY RICK!
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*[i]ANTS INTENSIFY[/i]*
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I see.
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Supernatural
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Love this show, can't wait for season 3
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Spicy bois
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[b] [/b]
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G4BkGJj5BXg
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[spoiler]The season 2 finale though ;-; [/spoiler]
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She got me right in the goddamn liver, Morty... It's the hardest working liver in the galaxy, Morty... And now it has a hole in it."
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6 RepliesSO MANY ANTS
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Come get your fake doors at real fake dooors!
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ANTS! Where did they come from? Why are they in my eyes? Does it matter? No! But what matters are these absolutely AMAZING deals!
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It's Saturday Night Live! Starring: -A Piece of Toast! -Too Guys with Handlebar Mustaches! -A Man Painted Silver Who Makes Robot Noises! -Garma Nar Nar! -Three S- ahb d- ah uhh d- uh uh uh-I'll Get Back to That One! -A Hole in the Wall Where the Men Can See It All! -And, returning for his 25th consecutive year, Bobby Moynihaaaaaaaaaan!
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Edited by Spyndrikal: 9/9/2016 10:51:16 AMIdk eyeholes is better imo
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4 RepliesI have no idea what this is, and yet I am still profoundly amused.
