You've been lied to.
You've been deceived.
You've been tricked.
Relic Irons Description:
"A post-Collapse material with extraordinary density"
As a scientist studying the Cabal race for 2+ years, I regret to inform you that the description is false. Relic Iron is nothing more than the droppings of the Cabal themselves.
Yes..you've read that correctly.
RELIC IRON IS CABAL DROPPINGS
RELIC IRON IS CABAL TURDS
RELIC IRON IS CABAL DUNG
RELIC IRON IS CABAL POO
I myself can't help but feel slightly disappointed and hurt that all this time I've been running around Mars searching high and low, walking great distances, traveling the vast, dusty terrain only to pick up something that the Cabal have dropped.. I feel a great weigh of shame on my shoulders. I can't even look at my Hunter, Warlock or Titan the same anymore..
Think about it for a minute.. Why is the Relic Iron far off into corners or underneath railways or in areas not many guardians wonder? Because like humans, the Cabal don't want other beings to see their poo. So they go off into the distance to take off a chunk of their armour, squat and drop a deuce.
Valus Ta'aurc..
probably dropped a mountain of Relic Iron in the room he comes out of in the Cerberus Vae III Strike.
The Shield Brothers...
Kept taking turns going in and out of the Cabal washroom they've set up in the room you confront them in. Dropping double the Relic Iron.
And you really don't wanna know what the Psion Flayers were up to before they spawned in on the Dust Palace Strike.
[spoiler]wake up guardians.[/spoiler]
[spoiler]I hate Rahool[/spoiler]
[spoiler]rise of relic iron[/spoiler]
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Valus