The ending was mistranslated.
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God really pranked that dude who almost killed his son.
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Honestly jesus pranked hard lmao dude was a maniac, nobody has ever gotten on his level. I mean name one other person that pranked a group of people to follow him then proceeds to prank thise followers AND the roman empire into thinking he's dead lmao they didn't even notice the writers who documented it all
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Really good stuff bro, genius.
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I've only read 12.5% of the bible, so I guess you can call me an eighth theist. [spoiler]3 times I've used this and it's still not getting old.[/spoiler]
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Edited by Mr Jim Lahey: 9/5/2016 3:34:04 PMThere's a book of 12 men who got high off shrooms and they ended up writing the bible. That shit is wild as-blam!- dawg!
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Revalations was pretty trippy. I'm pretty sure John was on acid.
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Edited by Barbatos: 9/6/2016 1:42:15 PM
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I'm a jehovahs witness, I know you're home right now, I'm coming to knock.
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Edited by Shortbusbanned: 9/5/2016 2:07:42 PMYour life was a prank gone wrong (GONE SEXUAL!!!) lmao.
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Sometimes I feel like the people who wrote the bible deliberately tried to make it as open ended as possible because they new people would be arguing about it for god knows how long. [spoiler]Hmm, I just had an idea! Let's make this book as confusing as possible just for the hell of it![/spoiler]
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The bible: the worlds best selling fantasy novel
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The actual 1st page of the Bible was found recently, it read: "This is a work of fiction. Names, characters, businesses, places, events and incidents are either the products of the author’s imagination or used in a fictitious manner. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events is purely coincidental"
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Wouldn't surprise me. It is [i]that[/i] bad.
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More to mute.
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It probably is, then eventually people took it seriously and it's now a real thing. Just like Trump's entire campaign.
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Edited by BLWigglyAkA: 9/5/2016 5:01:23 PMI cry and laugh at the same time of the amount of people who will be on the shit end of eternity [spoiler]You go learn, and wish you had learned when ya had a chance [/spoiler]
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Look! Another insecure atheist!
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Actually, it was a social experiment.
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Bad b8 m8. Try something more original.
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Hah pranked. I pranked you mom bro
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[b] [/b]
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No it wasn't, prove it
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[quote]The ending was mistranslated.[/quote] Delivery for 500 gallons of bleach
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Wow. U convinced me. I'm now an atheist. All hail stars and sh*t. [spoiler]it's entirely a joke :)[/spoiler]
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u r a prank [spoiler]wort[/spoiler] [spoiler]wort[/spoiler]
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[GONE SEXUAL]