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originally posted in:The Digital Dojo
9/1/2016 6:35:24 PM
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Oh, COME ON!
*As Mortar snipes some missiles out of the sky, he calls for ISIC on his PST*
ISIC: I can't, I gotta repair myself.
Mortar: What about Geoff?
ISIC: That pile of scrap? He's convinced himself that he is Arachnis, the spider king.
Mortar: Well... He is a spider sentry...
ISIC: I'll get him.
*The sound cuts out*
English
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[b]Suddenly, mortars sniper is shot out of his hand... There is another sniper on top of the castle. [/b]
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*Mortar instinctively ducks for cover behind a boulder* Dammit, he took out my plasma sniper. That was expensive! Cmon Geoff!
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[b]Another shot is fired, and the bullet completely obliterates the top of the Boulder.[/b]
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*Right after the bullet hits the boulder a massive ship comes in and drops a massive spider looking robot. It gets up, shakes it's head a little and looks around* Who dares to disturb Arachnis?
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[b]The sniper fire is still focused on mortar![/b]
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*Geoff notices the sniper and compartments on his back open up, firing out small pods* Oh, Arachnis just gave birth fellas
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[b]The sniper continues to fire at mortar, like he has a grudge.[/b]
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*Mortar dissolves into the ground, and the pods explode next to the sniper, exposing four foot tall humanoid robots that beat at him with their wide arms*
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[b]He gets thrown off the castle! Yaaaaay. Snipers dead.[/b]
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*Mortar reforms on top of Geoff* Geoff: That'll teach you not to kill spiders
