My name is Mongoose It's not the fate I choose But hey, I got nothing to lose So here's my story: One day I was in the rain It caused me real pain. It was honestly quite Insane. The liquid touched my frame. I was not ready. Down it trickled. It caused a real fickle. It touched my pickle. [i]touch my pickle[/i] [i]touch my pickle[/i] [i]touch my pickle[/i] But it was not the end. I went home, utterly mortified Watched some vids(lotion applied) It was going real well Some might say swell But there began my hell. I felt a small tickle Not more than a nickel I really couldn't tell And so I continued to touch my pickle [i]touch my pickle[/i] [i]touch my pickle[/i] [i]touch my pickle[/i] Now here I am today And there's not much to say except, oh no! Where'd you go? I'm no ho! Get out from under there! Stop, it's not fair! Don't touch my pickle. [i]touch my pickle[/i] [i]touch my pickle[/i] [i]touch my pickle[/i] Tl:Dr [spoiler] My name is Mongoose It's not the fate I choose But hey, I got nothing to loose So here's my story: One day I was in the rain It caused me real pain. It was honestly quite Insane. The liquid touched my frame. I was not ready. Down it trickled. It caused a real fickle. It touched my pickle. [i]touch my pickle[/i] [i]touch my pickle[/i] [i]touch my pickle[/i] But it was not the end. I went home, utterly mortified Watched some vids(lotion applied) It was going real well Some might say swell But there began my hell. I felt a small tickle Not more than a nickel I really couldn't tell And so I continued to touch my pickle [i]touch my pickle[/i] [i]touch my pickle[/i] [i]touch my pickle[/i] Now here I am today And there's not much to say except, oh no! Where'd you go? I'm no ho! Get out from under there! Stop, it's not fair! Don't touch my pickle. [i]touch my pickle[/i] [i]touch my pickle[/i] [i]touch my pickle[/i] [/spoiler]