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Lmfao
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In soviet Russia, dark fears you.
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The dark is scared of me
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Carry a spell of illumination scroll with you at all times just in case your level isn't high enough to cast it
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How to ENHANCE your fear of the dark. Play Bloodborne.... alone.... in the dark.... for 2 hours.... Sweet dreams, or should I say nightmares?
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Edited by Mr Bossypants: 9/1/2016 7:59:38 AM
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No monster or person would waste thier time killing me I'm literally worthless. Checkm8.
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Nah, no need. All i have to do is hide under the covers and the monsters can't get me. Pro strat.
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Get an Iron Maiden ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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I am a man who walks alone And when I'm walking a dark road At night or strolling through the park
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Any [u]other[/u] ideas
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I think teenagers masturbate at night and say "This is for you" while looking away anyways.
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the monster of my house is my girl and if she finds me doing that at nigh the monster migh eat me. So ill always be afraid of the dark
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I don't think the monsters can get me when I'm under the bed.
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Dude if i'm scared af my dick will be set to nano mode There's no way i'll jerk off
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Uuuuuuuh....noooooooo?
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( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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Edited by Oxide: 8/31/2016 11:41:06 PMI'm not really scared of the dark I'm paranoid of the night which leads to being robbed
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[spoiler][/spoiler]
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Not original, nobody cares
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Sounds like something you wouldn't tell your kids until you've had the talk