originally posted in:The Digital Dojo
Yeah... What have you been doing since you left?
*He stabs an imp in the head*
English
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"I don't like him."
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Mortar: Why, you don't like the insane spider sentry? Geoff: You should be lucky that you're speaking with the king of spiders. Mortar: For the last time, your name is Geoff and you are NOT the spider king. Geoff: I am and always will be Arachnis the spider king!
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"I believe him."
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Mortar: Believe which one of us?
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"Him."
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Mortar: Forget it. *Mortar grunts slightly frustrated*
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"Mwuhahaha. I'm an evil man."
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*Mortar looks up* You know I'm eviler than you
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"We're actually pretty equal."
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Well... I was a god of death... I've killed universes
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"And?"
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I know you destroyed a lot... But seriously
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"Seriously!"
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You didn't kill as much
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"Kind of did."
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You know what universes are
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"Of course."
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*Mortar sighs*
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"... So."
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I really have to talk to Serenity
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"Go ahead."
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Thanks. By the end of the day I am gonna have a girlfriend. *He smiles as he starts walking away* See ya Roy
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"Wait what?!"
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*He turns around* You didn't know that I liked her?
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"YOU'VE BEEN DEAD! HOW WOULD I?"