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Edited by sigma:
8/29/2016 5:43:22 AM
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I will rate your roast.
Whoever writes “I would roast you, but i'm afraid i won't be able to do it as good as nature did“ will get 0/10.
Other than that, go for it.
First 10/10: Azhidal.
Second 10/10: The Raptor
Third 10/10: Paragon 0ne
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ur a stupid poopyhead [spoiler]wort[/spoiler] [spoiler]wort[/spoiler]
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2 RepliesGood thing you didn't show your face. Not even OffTopic selfie threads want to see it.
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3 RepliesAre you an angel :) [spoiler] because it must've been a long fall down to get a face like that [/spoiler]
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3 RepliesYou cannot dismantle mines... You disappoint me....
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1 Reply"... Even Harambe wouldn't save you"
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1 ReplyIf I subtracted your IQ from mine, the number would still be three digits.
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I'd rather grind my balls on a cheese grater than spend a minute in a waiting room with you.
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1 ReplyI would roast you [spoiler]but you're too fat to get in the oven[/spoiler]
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You were created in God's artistic image rather than his own. He then realized his artistic version of humanity was ugly and scrapped it. But here you are
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Edited by DontH8thaGravy: 8/30/2016 8:54:19 AMMy song for Donald Trump. Shout to the wig on his head, let us sing! Power and majesty, praise to balding! [spoiler]if you get the joke then you will rate very high. If not, then I'll have to explain it[/spoiler] Edit: if I'm supposed to roast you, I'll make a separate post
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2 RepliesIf you played a sport your number would be 1...oh wait, you would just be wearing your IQ on your shirt.
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4 RepliesYou're a cotton-headed-ninny-muggins
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3 RepliesI would roast you, but i'm afraid i won't be able to do it as good as nature did
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1 ReplyYou're not a piece of shit but a whole shit
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1 Replyyou dont even deserve a roast, but instead a BBQ! WIN IT NOW ON THE PRICE IS RIGHT!
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Yo, I'm not even wearing a helmet! You're a disgrace to the uniform pal, [b][i]DIIIIISMISSED!!!!![/i][/b]
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2 Replies[b] [/b] [spoiler]I was going to, but you're not worth my time.[/spoiler]
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2 RepliesEdited by TehNuke: 8/29/2016 6:36:35 PMU dum
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1 ReplyNot an original i saw this picture but here it is anyways... [spoiler]this is the Dead Sea, the saltiest place on earth... Next to your B*tch ass[/spoiler]
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4 Replies"Sir Veng is an egregiously reprehensible idiot and a gluttonous Internet-addicted odious leach-covered blob of quivering slime."
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1 Replyyour IQ is smaller than your shoe size i cant roast properly without a picture
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2 RepliesI'd rather get a handy by Edward scissor hands then spend 10 minutes with you
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3 RepliesEdited by The Dripster: 8/29/2016 6:58:49 AMWait, since I was the original to post something that offended you and a good roast is to offend someone doesn't that mean I won?
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1 ReplyYou've got mail!
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8 RepliesWhaddya think?
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1 ReplyGo for it ... One 3 to 5-pound chuck roast 2 or 3 tablespoons olive oil 2 whole onions, peeled and halved 6 to 8 whole carrots, unpeeled, cut into 2-inch pieces 1 cup red wine, optional 3 cups beef broth 2 or 3 sprigs fresh rosemary 2 or 3 sprigs fresh thyme Bake at 350 F for 3 hrs 15 min
