I am a dog being raised by a very loving family. Or at least I was, until a balding romanian gypsy kidnapped me from my home. Now he doesn't let me go outside and doesn't feed me. Every time I try to tell him I am hungry he puts green leaves in my bowl and says doggies can be vegan too if they try hard enough. I believe this man is mentally disabled. Please send help.
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I never announce this, but I'm making an exception in your case. I'm going to have to mute you. You aren't funny, you aren't clever, you're just annoying. If you're older than 15, I would be very surprised, and you should just be embarrassed with yourself. I'm sure you'll respond regardless. People like you simply can't help themselves... [spoiler] I'm Rick Harrison, and this is my pawn shop. I work here with my old man and my son, Big Hoss. Everything in here has a story and a price. One thing I've learned after 21 years - you never know WHAT is gonna come through that door. [/spoiler]