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originally posted in:The Digital Dojo
8/24/2016 2:30:40 AM
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[b]The blob has read almost an entire bookcase of books.[/b]
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[b]Its been a day. [/b]
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[b]It's read a lot of the library's contents.[/b]
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[b]Its been almost another day. At around 9:30pm the deity walks in.[/b] "Yo! lil S! How's it reading!?"
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"I read it all."
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"All? Alright. Who was the first king of Canada?"
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"There are, and never were kings. The first Prime Minister, however, was John A. Macdonald." [spoiler]Wikiped my frend[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]Mmmmmm[/spoiler] "Wait seriously. I totally thought Canada had a king. OKAY THEN! Clearly leaving you in a library for two days taught you to talk. Now you have to learn to talk Smack!"
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"Okay."
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[b]The deity picks the bloc up and puts him outside the door. [/b] "Now walk to the dojo gate!"
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[b]It walks to the gate.[/b]
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[b]Tesuto is standing at the gate. His samurai armour shining with the dusky sky of twilight.[/b] Deity: "Yo! Sex bot!" Tesuto: "oh no...."
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"What is going on?"
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Deity: "I told you Lil S! Smack talk! Now call The red menace here something insulting!" Tesuto: "is this really-" "Yes. Yes it is."
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"Oh... Okay?" [b]It ties to look scary.[/b] "You're nothing but a tin can!" [b]It cowers.[/b] "Please don't hurt me..."
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"Come on Lil S! Grow a pair! Get all that anger and make up something horribly clever!"
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"I'm sorry... It's just that... I read all those books and.... Lots of people died over words..."
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[b]The deity and Tesuto look at each other for a moment.[/b] Tesuto: "He's right." Deity: "Hmmm. Ya. I guess we have to-" [b]The deity slams Tesutos head into the wall. Knocking him out. [/b] "Let's fast forward to weapons training!" [b]The deity grabs one of Tesutos massive Katanas and throws it at the blobs feet.[/b]
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[b]It grows tiny stubs for arms.[/b] "Oh... Okay..." [b]It "grabs" the katana with its stubs.[/b] [spoiler]Remember, this thing is a copycat. It will copy your techniques.[/spoiler]
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"Alright. Now. One foot forward, and the other back. Like you are Ready to shove it up someone's ass. And...swing!" [b]The deity swings his blade at a right angle.[/b]
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[b]The blob swings the blade, but ends up impaling himself.[/b] "Oh... I don't think I did it right."
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"Naaaaaah. You did just fine. Just...try again?"
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"Okay." [b]It pulls the blade out of its body, then swings it again.[/b]
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[b]The deity practices with the ditto for hours. Going over the basics, as well as practical fighting stances and attacks.[/b]
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[b]It learns extremely fast, if can copy him, after all.[/b]
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"Alright well you've learned all you could so...that about wraps things up! Now go...get an actual body. Seriously this blob thing just won't work."
