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originally posted in:The Digital Dojo
8/23/2016 2:38:57 AM
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[b]It does as it is told.[/b]
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"Roll faster!"
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[b]It tries its hardest.[/b]
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"FASTER!"
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[b]It goes even faster.[/b]
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"FASTER! STRONGER! FULLLL POWER!!!!" [spoiler]https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ewxyxByJPP0[/spoiler]
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"Okay...!" [b]Two stubs sprout from its bottom, and it begins crudely running.[/b]
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"YES! GO! GO! GO-oh wait we passed the library two posts ago." [b]The library is seen two blocks back. Though it is being barely touched by the wall of dusk that covers the earth.[/b]
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"Oh... Okay..." [b]It runs to the library.[/b]
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[b]The Deity and Lil S enter the small library. There are a few hundred books lined across each shelf. [/b] [b]The Deity Looks around. [/b] "Aha! Go sit down Lil S!"
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[b]If looks for somewhere to sit, and does so.[/b]
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[b]The Deity walks around and finds a book. He grabs it, and puts it down in front of Lil S[/b] [i]"How to read for retards."[/i] "It's perfect! Now read it!"
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"I... Don't... Have eyes..."
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[b]The deity face palms.[/b] "Aghhhhh. Okay...." [b]The deity walks towards a kids area. While there he finds some Googley eyes and glue. He glues the eyes onto Lil S[/b] "There! Eyes!"
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"Thanks..." [b]The eyes actually seem to work, and it begins to read.[/b]
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"Fantastic! Now. I'm gunna go have a beer. While I'm gone, you better have half a shelf read. Got it?" [b]The Deity kicks the door to the library open and exits.[/b]
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"Okay..." [b]It continues to read.[/b]
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[b]Its been....one hour[/b]
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[b]The blob has read a little under... Half of the book he was on when the Deity left.[/b]
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[b]Its been...two hours.[/b]
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[b]The blob has finished that book, plus a Dr. Seuss book.[/b]
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[b]Five hours....[/b]
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[b]The blob has finished twenty books.[/b]
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[b]Ten. hours.[/b]
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[b]The blob has read almost an entire bookcase of books.[/b]
