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originally posted in:The Digital Dojo
8/22/2016 9:30:42 PM
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[b]It turns the color of the Deity's foot.[/b]
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[b]It turns white[/b] "WHITE PRIDE!" [b]The Deity takes the blob up in his arms and flies over the dojo wall. [/b] "YOU WILL BECOME SOMETHING...BEAUTIFUL! But you need a name. AH! I know just the one!" [b]The deity drops the blob onto the wall[/b] "You will be known as...The TRUMPINATER!"
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"Why..." [b]It sounded exactly like the Deity.[/b]
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"Because you are white and have a wall! Keep those migrants out TRUMPINATER!"
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"Please... Do.... Not... Name... Me... That..."
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Edited by Inflatablepants: 8/23/2016 4:24:37 PM"Talk smoother ya little shit! And fine!" [b]The deity boots the blob off the wall, on to the ground.[/b] [b]The deity jumps down beside it.[/b] "Alright little shit. That's your name now by the way! Pick up a weapon!"
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"Where...? Where.... Can... I... Get... A... Weapon...?"
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"TALK. NORMALLY. FIRST."
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"I'm... Sorry... I... Can't... Yet..." [b]It begins to quiver slightly.[/b]
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"Ughhhhh. Okay Lil S. Roll to the library."
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[b]It does as it is told.[/b]
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"Roll faster!"
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[b]It tries its hardest.[/b]
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"FASTER!"
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[b]It goes even faster.[/b]
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"FASTER! STRONGER! FULLLL POWER!!!!" [spoiler]https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ewxyxByJPP0[/spoiler]
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"Okay...!" [b]Two stubs sprout from its bottom, and it begins crudely running.[/b]
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"YES! GO! GO! GO-oh wait we passed the library two posts ago." [b]The library is seen two blocks back. Though it is being barely touched by the wall of dusk that covers the earth.[/b]
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"Oh... Okay..." [b]It runs to the library.[/b]
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[b]The Deity and Lil S enter the small library. There are a few hundred books lined across each shelf. [/b] [b]The Deity Looks around. [/b] "Aha! Go sit down Lil S!"
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[b]If looks for somewhere to sit, and does so.[/b]
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[b]The Deity walks around and finds a book. He grabs it, and puts it down in front of Lil S[/b] [i]"How to read for retards."[/i] "It's perfect! Now read it!"
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"I... Don't... Have eyes..."
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[b]The deity face palms.[/b] "Aghhhhh. Okay...." [b]The deity walks towards a kids area. While there he finds some Googley eyes and glue. He glues the eyes onto Lil S[/b] "There! Eyes!"
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"Thanks..." [b]The eyes actually seem to work, and it begins to read.[/b]
