I was a seat away from a guy who had weird growths the size of apples all over his body ranting to himself about how the Jews are secretly controlling Australia and that in summer women shouldn't wear clothes.
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We just borded a train and some wasted teenager thought it would be funny to sit on my Dad's lap (My dad is a lieutenant police officer and weighs nearly 230 pounds) and make some 'noises' in front of his friends. My Dad grabbed him by the collar and straight up threw off the train. [spoiler]The train went without him![/spoiler]