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originally posted in:The Digital Dojo
Edited by Inflatablepants:
8/21/2016 4:34:11 AM
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[b]The Deity suddenly realizes something.[/b]
"Wait. Since I have the second post...I literally win no matter what..."
[b]The fourth wall shatters as a small part in The Angelic figures mind explodes. The Deity chooses Rock to fu[i]c[/i]k with the system.[/b]
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Edited by mannagement: 8/21/2016 4:36:07 AM[b][i]Manan's mind reassembles when he remembers the time he spoke to the narrator as he was kicking some edgy kid's ass.[/i][/b] "THIS STATEMENT IS FALSE!" [b][i]He yells out as inception horns blare all around them.[/i][/b]
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[spoiler]well there's the music for the fight. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=imamcajBEJs [/spoiler] [b]The Deity quickly spins a top in the snow as he picks up his sword.[/b] "THE CAKE IS A LIE!" [b][i]FIGHT![/i][/b]
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[b][i]Manan flies in the air and extends his blades.[/i][/b] "LET'S DO THIS!" [b][i]Manan charged at him, and the deity did the same.[/i][/b] [spoiler]Do a jump-cut, trust me with this. "Ten hours later" or something.[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]Oh okay. Just make sure you don't assume control of other characters during a fight. That's known as character jacking.[/spoiler] "FOR NARNIA! AND FOR-Wait this is the wrong movie. SHIT!" [b]The Deity jumps, swinging the massive God blade. It gleams as its indestructible enchanted material seems to melt the snow around it.[/b]
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[b][i]The two scream with all their might as their blades near each other. Suddenly, a 10-hour jump-cut occurs and the whole audience boos.[/i][/b] --------------- [b][i]Manan and the Deity sit in a pool of boiling water in the snow. They're both worn out and sitting on the edges.[/i][/b] "You ready... to give up... yet?" [b][i]Manan says, throwing a snowball at him.[/i][/b]
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[b]The Deity, confused on why he's work out, rolls with it.[/b] "Not...until...WE GO BACK! WE GOTTA GO BACK TO THE FUTURE-I mean PAST-SHIT!"
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"Not now, Doc!" [b][i]Manan seems to be lucid, his adrenaline high long gone. His helmet was removed mid-battle, and Pena was licking his face.[/i][/b]
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"Meh. Okay." [b]The deity falls asleep in the boiling water. [/b] [spoiler]To be frank this was going to be a stress test. The Deity is the most powerful character in the dojo and was designed to be apart of plots and quests. He could kill everyone here, basically. I set that up for a year lol. Now, what the stress test was going to be was putting your character up against an impossible odd and I was gun a see how you react. It wouldn't be the first time I have done this. But, I no longer deem it necessary. BUT! I would recommend not fighting with your character. I think he too, like the deity, is better suited for story telling and not fighting.[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]Meh, I like the occasional battle. If you didn't know, Manan is essentially the god of fire. It's in his bio (in the "notable battles" and "weapons + gadgets" section.) If you want to read that, check it out.[/spoiler]
