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originally posted in:The Digital Dojo
8/21/2016 4:09:57 AM
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"What? No way! I had that role
Like...WAY...long ago and-You know what I called dibs so shut up!"
[b]He Twirls his blade and readies.[/b]
"Let this fight decide who's the ultimate smart ass you bitch!"
English
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"Oh, you wanna go, huh?!" [b][i]Manan called over Pena. She ran up beside him and grunted.[/i][/b] "You go over there." [b][i]She put her head down, as Nuske landed on her back and she walked to the side.[/i][/b] "So, who's gonna do first, huh? Me or you? Or at the same time?"
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"You know what?! YOU KNOW WHO'S GUNNA GO FIRST?!" [b]He stabs his sword into the snow and puts one fist in the palm of his hand.[/b] "ROCK PAPER SCISSORS RIGHT NOW LETS GO." [spoiler]Could u describe ur pets more for me plz?[/spoiler]
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"OH HELL YEAH LET'S DO THIS!" [b][i]Manan retracts his swords, putting his hands up.[/i][/b] "READY!? ROCK-" [spoiler][b][url=https://docs.google.com/document/d/1-RQG-AAWNfS1NjWOEQLi8PEewItjPeSuX5yV0u5gWIc/edit?usp=sharing]Manan Gén't[/url][/b] Follow this link and go to the bottom.[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]Much thanks[/spoiler] "PAPER!-" [b]Sweat drips down the deities face.[/b]
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"SCISSORS!" [b][i]Manan chose paper.[/i][/b]
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Edited by Inflatablepants: 8/21/2016 4:34:11 AM[b]The Deity suddenly realizes something.[/b] "Wait. Since I have the second post...I literally win no matter what..." [b]The fourth wall shatters as a small part in The Angelic figures mind explodes. The Deity chooses Rock to fu[i]c[/i]k with the system.[/b]
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Edited by mannagement: 8/21/2016 4:36:07 AM[b][i]Manan's mind reassembles when he remembers the time he spoke to the narrator as he was kicking some edgy kid's ass.[/i][/b] "THIS STATEMENT IS FALSE!" [b][i]He yells out as inception horns blare all around them.[/i][/b]
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[spoiler]well there's the music for the fight. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=imamcajBEJs [/spoiler] [b]The Deity quickly spins a top in the snow as he picks up his sword.[/b] "THE CAKE IS A LIE!" [b][i]FIGHT![/i][/b]
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[b][i]Manan flies in the air and extends his blades.[/i][/b] "LET'S DO THIS!" [b][i]Manan charged at him, and the deity did the same.[/i][/b] [spoiler]Do a jump-cut, trust me with this. "Ten hours later" or something.[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]Oh okay. Just make sure you don't assume control of other characters during a fight. That's known as character jacking.[/spoiler] "FOR NARNIA! AND FOR-Wait this is the wrong movie. SHIT!" [b]The Deity jumps, swinging the massive God blade. It gleams as its indestructible enchanted material seems to melt the snow around it.[/b]
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[b][i]The two scream with all their might as their blades near each other. Suddenly, a 10-hour jump-cut occurs and the whole audience boos.[/i][/b] --------------- [b][i]Manan and the Deity sit in a pool of boiling water in the snow. They're both worn out and sitting on the edges.[/i][/b] "You ready... to give up... yet?" [b][i]Manan says, throwing a snowball at him.[/i][/b]
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[b]The Deity, confused on why he's work out, rolls with it.[/b] "Not...until...WE GO BACK! WE GOTTA GO BACK TO THE FUTURE-I mean PAST-SHIT!"
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"Not now, Doc!" [b][i]Manan seems to be lucid, his adrenaline high long gone. His helmet was removed mid-battle, and Pena was licking his face.[/i][/b]
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"Meh. Okay." [b]The deity falls asleep in the boiling water. [/b] [spoiler]To be frank this was going to be a stress test. The Deity is the most powerful character in the dojo and was designed to be apart of plots and quests. He could kill everyone here, basically. I set that up for a year lol. Now, what the stress test was going to be was putting your character up against an impossible odd and I was gun a see how you react. It wouldn't be the first time I have done this. But, I no longer deem it necessary. BUT! I would recommend not fighting with your character. I think he too, like the deity, is better suited for story telling and not fighting.[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]Meh, I like the occasional battle. If you didn't know, Manan is essentially the god of fire. It's in his bio (in the "notable battles" and "weapons + gadgets" section.) If you want to read that, check it out.[/spoiler]
