I was a seat away from a guy who had weird growths the size of apples all over his body ranting to himself about how the Jews are secretly controlling Australia and that in summer women shouldn't wear clothes.
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A knife fight. Yay [spoiler]wort[/spoiler]
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Once when I was a kid, I came onto the schoolbus, and my friend had cupped his hands full of blood from his nose.
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I saw a guy walk onto the bus with a satanic bible. He promptly sat in the back and started reading it
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Never. I guess the weirdest thing is this ugly huge chick with a bitch face and overdressed and everyone was moving away from her Outside the bus/at a bus stop is a different story
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A black person in the front seat [spoiler]#blm[/spoiler] [spoiler]inb4ban[/spoiler] [spoiler]soooooooo-blam!-inedgy[/spoiler]
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Guys with Trump: Make America Great Again posters.
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We just borded a train and some wasted teenager thought it would be funny to sit on my Dad's lap (My dad is a lieutenant police officer and weighs nearly 230 pounds) and make some 'noises' in front of his friends. My Dad grabbed him by the collar and straight up threw off the train. [spoiler]The train went without him![/spoiler]
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A long time ago this dork at the back of the bus wrapped a string around an action figure and then threw it out the window. He also had a pet llama named Tina or something like that
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Pretty much any public transport experience is weird.
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One time this guy tried setting himself on fire while I was riding the bus.
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u [spoiler]wort[/spoiler] [spoiler]wort[/spoiler]
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I was riding the bus home one day when this guys starts being super aggressive to to others despite them not even talking to him. After he got off he picked a rock and threw it at the bus' window causing it nearly shatter
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Why do all the fun things happened in the land that invented the soman? The weirdest thing in swedish public transport is if someone makes eye contact.
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Your mom lolol xd
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Not so much weird as entertaining. I was in Chile in 2009 (Santiago) and it was the day after Chile had won the match which qualified them for the Football World Cup. I was doing the tourist thing and walking down a very vacant Bernardo O'Higgins Avenue (the main drag). This long articulated bus drove past me, which was completely empty with the exception of one chap who was located at the back row of the bus. This chap was standing up and had his head out of an open window. He was vomiting one very long and consistent stream of a murky brown substance which was splashed against the outside back corner of the bus. Good times. Good good times.
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A geonosian grabbed my clone buddy off an LAAT dropship
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Edited by Legion: 8/20/2016 4:29:33 AMSome dude sitting next to me scratching away at his neck and arms, the skin flakes were flying towards me. [spoiler]I got off @ the next stop[/spoiler]
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Any time I visit NYC, something always happens on their public transportation.
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I was sitting on the bus, a guy came on, tripped in the isle, planked mid-air, and his head fell right on my lap.
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Pretty much any homeless person on NYC subways is always a ride. Usually not enjoyable and ends with me switching cars though.
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Not weird but funny. Subway in NYC this lady was so shit faced just screaming about shit ended up standing up and fall over her luggage. Reasons I love the city
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I was at a college about to pick up my bro and a guy across the room 3 meters away maybe and he was talking to his wife telling her to get something out of the car they just let there daughter borrow and he said he would hate to have a kid get a hold of because it's really inappropriate and he kept going for about 15 minutes saying the same stuff in different order then my bro came and we left
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Edited by Gordonian Knot: 8/21/2016 3:30:57 PMI was on my way home from class on a city bus. Further towards the front there was a young couple with a child (girl) and an old lady sitting behind them. The lady got upset because when she tried to say hello to the girl, the girl was frightened and wouldn't say anything. Admittedly, the lady was pretty creepy. So she then proceeds to go on a rant saying the couple needs to take their child to the hospital or the police because she thinks the child wouldn't say anything because she was abused. (Rather than because the lady was creeping her out.) She then asked if the girl had ever been left alone with someone other than them. The woman said she had been left with her mother on weekends sometimes. Then the lady was like, "yes, that must be it, you need to get a cop RIGHT NOW!" After that, the old lady must've realized she was making the couple and child nervous, so she said: [spoiler]I'M NOT CRAZY, I'M JESUS![/spoiler] [spoiler]and she was dead serious, not kidding at all. I had to bite the inside of my cheek to keep from laughing at her.[/spoiler]
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Public Transportation? Disgusting.
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Eww, public transport.