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[i]I'm sure you folks in OffTopic have heard of the Digital Dojo. It's only one of the largest RP threads here. Now, I know the Digital Dojo has some bad reputation amongst the RP'ers of b.net, but give it a shot; the positives outweigh the negatives.
The original thread can be found here:[/i][spoiler]https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/126982640/0/0[/spoiler]
[i][b]Now! For the main point of the post!
I've decided to host a writing contest. The rewards for winning? A cookie. Did you expect something else? No? Good. Anywho, I thought it would be fun to see what sort of writing skill those in OffTopic have! Anybody who wants to write something may do so here; it is not limited to those in the dojo!
Now, I'll kindly ask trolls to leave now. This is a place for writers, not those who live to spam lennies and "t"s over and over again. Seriously, that stuff pisses me off and ruins the prettiness of all the nice writings. Does it hurt to be mature, every once in a while? Oh, wait. I'm on b.net. Who the -blam!- am I kidding, besides myself.
I'll lay a couple ground rules so this doesn't get too chaotic.[/b][/i][spoiler]1) Maximum of 2 writings.
2) Use proper grammar. I want to be able to read your writings without doing negative things to my own physical being.
3) No f*cking spam! Please!
4) Be serious. It can have humor in it. It can make somebody laugh. But please take your writings seriously; no half-assed pieces of writings!
5) Use your words to describe scenery and people. No pictures. It's a writing contest, not a drawing contest.
6) Voting will take place on September 18th (If I don't forget about this place). Kindly avoid voting for yourself.
7) Of course, have fun![/spoiler]
[b][i]Great! Now that we've got that out of the way, please comment down below with your writing! I recommend typing it up in a google docs/notes on a mobile device, and saving it. Well, go and start writing![/i][/b]
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Edited by Devious_Melons: 8/20/2016 9:25:42 AM[u][b]his own path[/b][/u] "Y'know i hate things like this" a man in a suit sits on the other side of helicopter. "i know you do Lego, after you left the dojo the company needs your help." the helicopter lands outside the temple, lego and the man in the suit get out with the ground soaked by rain. "so what's the problem anyway?" lego says while pissed at not properly unpacking his things. The associate fills him in "a ForgeHand mining crew has unearthed an ancient god and is wreaking havoc on the crew and surrounding local towns. Infact the local tribe is currently helping informing us what the hell they are." Lego thinks about it "i guess the language barrier is a problem?" the associate replies "our men have been informed with cave paintings, I'll give you the images" Images of cave paintings with amphibious humanoids painting them. Lego gets his gear ready. "so what i can gather is that this old tribe dumped their corpses down the temple? great! Now we have Undead..." "feels like a average story doesn't it?" the associate replies as he puts on his military gear. Lego with his men, his armour and tribesmen. They decend into the depths of the temple with unknown eyes watching, uncertain what they are or who they are. Then a gut wrenching scream and a spear impales one of His men, no easy feat. Lego shouts to the top of his lungs. "OPEN FIRE!" His men open fire, with noise dampeners so the tribals won't get deafened by the shots. Out of terror the tribals start throwing spears at whatever moves in the dark. The associate throws an incendiary grenade, coating the floor with fire as the room is lit up. Knifes and arrows fly around as they injure his men and a batista bolt hitting lego in the chest, severely denting it. The room is full of Undead things as they scurry around, after a few minuets of shooting, the room is cleared as blue blood coats the walls. They continue on, blasting down any of the freaks that are foolish enough to run towards them. "its bloody open season!" Lego shouts as he guns them down but gets his by a massive rock, completely breaking off his helmet and leaving a few cuts. A giant stands in their path slamming down troops. "oh no you don't" Lego gets up and bombs past them, he slams down at him and lego side steps it and draws Gravibat. Giving it a jaw breaking uppercut, and getting onto its head and snaps its neck. "now- now that was satisfying." He says as Lego takes a breather. "now the diety is up ahead" The associate and the rest of the survivors carry on. As they reach the main tomb they are greeted by the diety, glowing green and looks female and floating like shes in water. The room is well lit compared to the pitch black corridors. "ahh the Defilers have arrived, well come on warriors! You get the first move." Lego looks back at his men and looks at it, casually lifts his handgun and shoots her in the chest. Killing it instantly as it fades away with a small tremor. One of his men speak up "well -blam!- that was anti climatic!" Lego holsters his weapon while grinning. "hey, not my fault that it didn't adapt to the times! Now excuse me, i need to go home and unpack my cutlery and plates" Lego leaves with his men lingering and then leaving with him. "why the -blam!- was it speaking English?" U liek?