I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for a teabagging, I can tell you I don't teabag for no reason. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills, skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you stop bagging me now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will slather my hairy beanbag mercilessly across your expressionless dying pie hole any chance I get.