Six hasn't been the same since he left Vietnam. He can seldom close his eyes without opening them again at fear of the Viet Kong lurking in the jungle trees. Not that you could ever see the bastards, mind you. They were swift, and they knew their way around the jungle like nothing else. He remembers the looks on the boys' faces as he walked into that village and... oh, Jesus. The memories seldom left him, either. Sometimes he'd reminisce - even hear - Tex's southern drawl. He remembers the smell of Brooklyn's cigarettes like nothing else. He always kept a pack of Lucky's with him. The boys are gone, now. He knows that; it's just that he forgets, sometimes. And, every now and then, the way that seven looks at him with avid concern in his eyes... it makes him think. Sets him on edge. Makes him feel like he's back there... in the jungle.
Bonus!
[spoiler]A woman visits the doctor as she has some abdominal pains and suspects she may be pregnant.
After her examination, the doctor comes out to see her: “Well, I hope you like changing nappies/diapers”.
She replies: “Oh my god am I pregnant, am I pregnant!?”
To which he responds: “No, you’ve got bowel cancer.”[/spoiler]
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That bonus one though
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No, 6 was afraid of 7 because 7 ate 9 [spoiler]get it, 7 '8' 9[/spoiler]
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7 is actually a clown and 6 has common sense and doesn't trust someone who has to put a smile on their face with makeup every morning.
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Why is 6 afraid of seven? Cause 7 was a six offender
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Why can't the light play basketball? The Traveler🧀. Why did the guardian cross the road to find the story
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It's because 7 ate my ass.
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Idk why six would be scared. Seven ate nine which means ten is next in line.
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Post Traumatic 6 Disorder.
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That last joke is that type of joke which you really don't want to laugh at but you do
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Did you here the latest Helen Keller joke? [spoiler]It's okay, neither did she.[/spoiler]
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Because seven was a registered six offender.
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Missed opportunity for a halo referance I'm disappointed
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Because 7 has a dark passenger... ever since 7 saw it's Number Mum died in a pool of blood it had no choice but to wrap up 8 and 9 in plastic and stab em
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Not bad.
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But 7 never wins except against a 6!
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Showed up expecting, "Because Seven is a registered Six offender" Was not the case, still wasn't disappointed
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Relevant https://youtu.be/V29fwHobqcg
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Edited by Sipop: 8/18/2016 4:17:55 AMShouldn't 7 be afraid of 6? I mean[b][u] 666[/u][/b]...
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goddammit
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A horse walks into a bar Bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says "i have cancer."
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Cuz 7 is a 6 offender
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cuz seven eight nine
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Because seven eight nine.
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I bet this gives Six some flashbacks. [spoiler]SOME FOLKS WERE BORN, MADE TO WAVE THE FLAG OOH, THEY'RE RED WHITE AND BLUE[/spoiler]
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How does the ocean say high to the beach? [spoiler]it doesn't. The world is flat and oceans are a myth[/spoiler]
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Because Bush did 9/11