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Edited by Hadriel:
8/15/2016 8:50:26 PM
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For Gods sake STOP T-Bagging when you're losing or haven't done anything special
More and more plebs are t-baggin for literally nothing more than shooting you. More and more these same players are LOSING while they're doing it. It makes no sense.
For reference I don't t-bag unless i get bagged first undeservingly. From that point on it's open season as i'll dance upon your bones under the light of a mercurial dawn.
So for anyone confused as to how this works, here is a list of when you can bag your dead foe
(WARNING - t-bagging is wrong and this list should serve for informational purposes only. Don't T-bag at home...)
1. When you are WINNING
2. When you conquer a foe in some fantastic form despite their best efforts to evade you or shoot back.
EDIT - Heads up for those of you that believe I've posted this out of some QQ rage or other, I have not. this is shear satire and i'm genuinely reading the views of when others believe a proper Bag - O - Tea should be left for the dead lol
EDIT - 3. When you've just killed a blink shotgunner using Universal Remote (they do seem to run amuck in crucible these days lol)(also i'm just F&*&ing kidding)
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People t-bag because people like you will rage about it. [spoiler]chill[/spoiler]
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Edited by Izzi: 8/16/2016 7:31:33 AMIf I kill you in a match of 6 v. 6, I'm gonna T-Bag you. Simple as that. [spoiler]Get over it, it's just a game lol[/spoiler] EDIT: That moment when you realize that this post is completely satire...
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no~ :^)
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People t-bag whenever they want to. Got a problem with that? Tough luck, it's been around longer than half of destiny's playerbase.
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Pixelated testicles annoy you? Hahahahaha
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5 RepliesI'm 35, director of a large healthcare company and I tea bag as much as possible, it's my escape from adulthood
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Teabagging is the only mechanic in PvP that works every time.
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I don't generally t-bag anymore but I was playing Saturday and this kid bagged me after a cheap crouched around a corner flux grenade. I proceeded to t-bag them the numerous times that I killed them throughout the remainder of the game.
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I only teabag campers when I kill them in which case I see how many times I can teabag before there ghost disappears
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13 RepliesNumber 1: Tbagging is a tactic Number 2: How is it a tactic? Number 3: it makes salty 40 year olds like you mad and your gameplay deteriorates Number 4: makes you trash and then you become a feeder to the other team Number 5: Win Number 6: Hate mail Number 7: Laugh my ass off because I offended someone Oh and one more thing [spoiler]nerf fusion rifles[/spoiler]
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Or grow up and don't get mad about it [i]Sincerely Robin The Goblin[/i]
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1 ReplyI T-bag whoever I want, whenever I want. If you play you get bagged when you die. I don't care if I killed you, if you're my team mate or if I'm losing. Deal with it.
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Edited by AscendantPotato: 8/16/2016 12:39:49 AM[quote]More and more plebs are t-baggin for literally nothing more than shooting you. More and more these same players are LOSING while they're doing it. It makes no sense. For reference I don't t-bag unless i get bagged first undeservingly. From that point on it's open season as i'll dance upon your bones under the light of a mercurial dawn. So for anyone confused as to how this works, here is a list of when you can bag your dead foe (WARNING - t-bagging is wrong and this list should serve for informational purposes only. Don't T-bag at home...) 1. When you are WINNING 2. When you conquer a foe in some fantastic form despite their best efforts to evade you or shoot back. EDIT - Heads up for those of you that believe I've posted this out of some QQ rage or other, I have not. this is shear satire and i'm genuinely reading the views of when others believe a proper Bag - O - Tea should be left for the dead lol EDIT - 3. When you've just killed a blink shotgunner using Universal Remote (they do seem to run amuck in crucible these days lol)(also i'm just F&*&ing kidding)[/quote] Honestly, all you've done by posting this is show that teabagging is one of the few things in this game that is working as intended. People are going to bag regardless of your (or anyone's, not singling you out or anything) "criteria". I don't get bagged often, but when I do I laugh it off and the next time I drop that person, I give them a quick retaliatory double dip in return. That's usually where it ends. Just gotta shrug it off regardless of their intention, man 😎
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Why does there need to be rules for when you can tap a button on your controller? Reading this is like downing a full bag of Warheads all at once. The cringe exists, and it is right here.
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Played a rift match yesterday and these three fag bags was t-bagging for any kill. The one dude was hiding around corners with a remote. Like really? The biggest scrub gun in the game and you bag? And your team is losing? Lol sad kids
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6 Replies[quote]All credit to ponethepoon, but I felt like our clan needed to learn the proper way and scenario to t-bag. [quote]Whats worse than death? [spoiler]death and balls.[/spoiler] Sometimes, though, this is a beautiful experience. Like a wedding. [b][i]But with nutz. [/i][/b] Some weddings aren't so glorious, though. My sister once married an entire tribe of penguins. It was like [b][i]watching someone t-bag out of context.[/i][/b] [u]Let's dive in![/u] This comprehensive guide will show you the most beautiful moments to [b][i]drag your unholy scrotum across someones face,[/i][/b] and times when it may not be favorable. [b][i]Campers-[/i][/b]So you're having a good day, slaying in the Crucible, sweeping beautiful women off their feet, [b][i]but then you turn around a corner and receive a shotgun facial.[/i][/b] This is a great time to get a good [b][i]chips and queso dip[/i][/b] in. Make note of their location, slide around the corner and [b][i]unload[/i][/b] all over them. Promptly following their demise, position yourself over where their face was, and [b][i]dip dip dip dip dip.[/i][/b] Damn! That felt great. [b][i]Super shutdown-[/i][/b]So it's a Monday, your weekend of beer pong and hunting for foxy ladies in the grocery asiles is over, as if that's not depressing enough [b][i]A BLADEDANCER IS CHARGING YOUR ASS.[/i][/b] Luckily [i]you're a badass[/i], and you shut that -blam!- down. What to do now? This is a great time for the [b][i]salty malt ball.[/i][/b] Moonwalk over the body, and give them [i]one beautiful, slow, elegant slosh of taint.[/i] They've learned their lesson. [b][i]Universal Remote-[/i][/b]So there you are, using your [u]not-exotic-handcannon[/u], doing just as average as your mother taught you, and you get pwned. No big deal, no h8, until [b][i]Universal Remote[/i][/b] pops up at the top right of your screen. Really, what it [i]should[/i] say is [b][u]I LOVE SWEATY TROUSER MEAT IN MY FACE.[/u][/b] Well, it'd be poor of us to not oblige. Find the offender, and give them what I call the [b][i]dodge, dip, duck, dive, and dodge![/i][/b] It's exactly as it sounds, [b][i]but with your crotch.[/i][/b] [b][i]The Honor Bag-[/i][/b]There are times when you meet someone with the exact skill level as you. You have a long gunfight, get a few melees in, and eventually one of you dies. It's important to honor these victories. The best [i]bag[/i] for this case is the [b][i]ass-sit to ashes.[/i][/b] Make your way to their orb, give them one [i]bag[/i] then sit on their face until they respawn. Do not dodge incoming fire, as this is a sacred ritual; one that should be respected. [b][i]Revenge-[/i][/b]Should someone [u]bag you[/u] outside of these conditions, it's important to reassert your nutz as best nutz. These sons-of-Cryptarchs get the [b][i]Cockleberry.[/i][/b] To properly perform the [i]Cockleberry[/i] you'll need two things: [i]sweaty genitals and raw fury.[/i] (not to be confused with furries). Work up a good sweat inside that armor, let it all drip down to a good cheesy paste. [u]Fist them to death.[/u] Don't be gentle. No means yes and yes means harder. Pound that -blam!- into the ground then use both hands to spam your crouch button. Your crotch will be a blur of salty hate, enemies will flee at the site of your vigorous and violent baggage. Lord Shaxx will personally give your nutz a shout out. [b][i]"You're crushing them!" [/i][/b]. Victory is yours, and you may proceed with your day as routine. I hope this guide helped you, keep those barrels hot! [spoiler]and those nutz hotter. [/spoiler][/quote][/quote]
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You just made everyone who does this so happy. All they want is to annoy you and they've succeeded. If anything you're gonna make people do it more now
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Kids will be kids I suppose, aside from that I got nothing on this subject.
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I don't get it either lol. Why tbag when you've been getting outplayed the entire game except on the one occasion?
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It's just a bunch of dudes who fantasize about putting their nuts in other dude's mouths.
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If you manage to rustle someone's jimmies just by crouching on top of them, that's pretty special.
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2 RepliesEdited by Rohirin: 8/16/2016 1:39:59 AMI never bag. I DO however go in this order: 1-Wave 2-Bow 3-Grieve 4-Dance 5-Rinse and repeat
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My clan: KaWpAsQwHaT Our tag: [BaGs] Dregs on patrol, Hive Boomers, Atheon, Crota, Oryx and especially Crucible foes... bags for all.
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I am a woman, and I will Copenhagen when and where I want lol.
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2 RepliesYou lag I bag
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I don't know man, winning or losing, laying the pipe to someone or getting the pipe laid to me.... if I get teabagged first then I have to return the gesture. It isn't out of anger or even a need for revenge. I do it because it makes me laugh and I hope the other player is laughing.
