originally posted in:The TopHat Society
[b]1. Never start a relationship online:[/b]
[spoiler]Besides the long distance complications.
Talking to a female online is a complication as well.[/spoiler]
[b]2. Women and their.. "Friends":[/b]
[spoiler]Avoid females with the multitude of "friends" = MsPopular
You maybe talking to her.
But how many other guys are talking to her as well.[/spoiler]
[b]3. First impressions count:[/b]
[spoiler]One rumour about you and that's it.
The Internet is a dangerous place especially for females, naturally trust is a hard thing to give.
Immediately, females or even males need to know you're age whether you're a kid or a middle aged pedestrian. [/spoiler]
[b]4. Being actually "Friends":[/b]
[spoiler]If you want to be important to her you need to take this test as seen on my previous post:
https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/210435987/0/0
Take this test:
About how well you know your "friend".
1. Do you know their real name?
2. Do you know their gender?
3. Do you know their age?
4. Do you know what they look like?
5. Do you know what they Sound like?
6. Do you know why they're on these forums in the first place?
7. How many hours of game time?
8. Last time you've done an activity together? If so how many times?
9. Last time you laughed so hard you fell over? If so how many times?
10. Last time you've just hung out?
10/10 = Real Friend
Over 50 hours of activities = Real Friend[/spoiler]
[b]5. The chase:[/b]
[spoiler]From what I've experience.
Guys chase after women who are "better" then them and Women chase after Guys who are also "better" then them..
But I do not mean better as elitist, I mean better as in... Virtuous. [/spoiler]
[b]6. Saturation:[/b]
[spoiler]Conversations can get a bit saturated.
Avoid spamming messages, avoid messaging straight away.
People are on here for 1-2 hours not all day which leads to the next point.[/spoiler]
[b]7. Reply times:[/b]
[spoiler]Females will reply to you when they can.
However 3-4 hours without a reply clearly indicates she's not interested in you and completely forgot you were talking.
24 hours and no reply.. She is ignoring you.
When she says "I just read this sorry"... Complete BS.[/spoiler]
[b]8. Arguments:[/b]
[spoiler]You will never win an argument with Women... >.>
Whether you upset her or someone/something else has.
Don't try to reason and argue..
Don't try to explain...
Don't even try to help...
You WILL make it worst.
All you can shut up and listen.[/spoiler]
[b]9. The "L" word:[/b]
[spoiler]Never say that word.
Until you're 100% sure she's going to say it back. [/spoiler]
[b]10. Asking for advice:[/b]
[spoiler]Never ask advice from the opposite gender..
Women know nothing about Men.
Men know nothing about Women.
They can't give you advice based on their experience because Women date Men, Men date Women.
They know what to do, and what not to do when dating the opposite gender.
Maybe you can ask someone who's Bi.
Women only give you advice about what they want to hear. They don't know how to actually help a guy unless you want advice on whether you smell or whether you're dateable...[/spoiler]
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Well, I failed at number one...
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Just remember this. Men give love for sex and women give sex for love. Its that simple.
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Give it a rest already, -blam!- sakes.
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I agree with #1 and 9 a lot.
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10/10 Would read again, but i wont, cuz it engrained in my eyeholes forever
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I read tip number 1 and immediately clicked worst advice ever. I've been with my wife for almost 11 years and we met online.
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So just make them moofins?
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Some of it is ok Some of it is terrible advice
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Most of it is incorrect.
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U probavly dont have a woman in ur life huh?
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Shit, looks like you got shit more figured out then I do, and I've been married for 20 years.
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What's the "L" word?
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So, just talk to girls in real life instead? Pretty much sum it up?
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Edited by bemo: 8/11/2016 5:02:26 PMWhere's lil Stuart?!!
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Ban Solaris
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Not bad. But are you saying I have no chance with a girl just because she's popular?
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are you a serial killer
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Yeah, I'm sure you're master pussy destroyer.
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What if I'm just trying to hit it and quit it?
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Is the "L" word acussing her of being L from death note? I did that... I was dumped your advice was right :(.
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So what is your success rate with women using this advice?
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I can agree with a lot of these things. I think that guys tend to bombard women with stuff, like messages, too much attention, gifts, etc. lots of women will take a "good guy" for granted. I'm not saying be a bad ass bad boy, but don't try and impress her with everything. It's the little things that can be impressive in my opinion. I've seen lots of my guy friends lose their gfs from being clingy.
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Edited by ThyLordIntrovert: 8/11/2016 6:06:55 AMSo, uhhh, how do I start a conversation with a girl I've had a brief conversation with once? My inability to do english with other people is a serious issue.
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Some of your stuff is point on then some of it in left field.
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Good advice.