originally posted in:The Digital Dojo
*You see a woman, well, a white tiger sitting at the base of a tree with her head in her hands. A number of empty beer bottles lay on either side of her.*
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Meta stopped and looked at the creature, his eyebrows raised in curiosity. "Hm." He looked away, and walked along through The Dojo.
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*She looks up.* "Wh-Who ur yoo?"
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"Meta." He turned around, looking at her in confusion.
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"Wh-Why ur yuh here???" *She looks very drunk and has clearly been crying.*
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"Variable, concept, probability, space time, quantum, wormholes. That stuff, basically."
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"Wut?"
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"Yes."
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*She looks at him, confused but still upset.*
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"Exactly."
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[u]A-And now I-I'm going in-insane!!![/u] *She starts to cry.*
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"Are you learning new things?"
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*She looks up, tears streaming down her face.* [u]No![/u] *She burns her head in her hands again.*
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"That's where you're wrong, miss." He approached her and knelt next to her. "So. What troubles you?"
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[u]F-F-Fentis said he d-didn't l-luv me!!![/u]
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"A broken heart. Some say it cannot be repaired." He looked at the drunk lady with a smug grin. "You know what I say?"
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[u]Yes, I do... And this hart won't beh repair...[/u]
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He stood up suddenly and pointed to the sky. "-blam!- WHAT THEY SAY! WE'RE GONNA MAKE YOU HAPPY AGAIN!"
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[u]Uh, um...[/u]