Welcome to Valhalla Blue Base! Together we will eliminate those Red idiots! Who's with me? They may have a warthog, but we have a motherf*cking tank! ...and a freelancer (Washington).
Join the blue team today! We have forerunner weapons.
Update #1: Church and Caboose are here!
Update #2: the Blue-Freelancer alliance has been renewed. Suck it reds!
Update #3: the H103 heavy battle tank has arrived.
Update #4: The Meta has joined.
Update #5: we are still alive!
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Donut: "Tucker...It's in the sand..."*passes out* Caboose: "It's in this and what? Is he in your pocket? Hello? Pocket Tucker?"